Mental Health Day

I needed a mental health day today. Lots more posts tomorrow. Promise. Untill then, eat on this new pic of NKOTB. Sigh. They look kind of dreamy don't they.

xoxo

Nicole

A Spoon Full of Miley Helps Life Go On

That's right Miley. Thumbs up girl.

Whenevs life blows, I just sing "See You Again" to myself.

Thanks for the cheer up Miley doll.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: ASL

I Love To Hate These Bitches.

First of all, Photoshop award of the year to whoever airbrushed the shit out of this photos.

If you haven't been watching The Real Housewives of New York City you are missing out on a perfect opportunity to get out all your catty remarks out on people who will never hear them. I can't believe some of these hos are so rich because they look like shit.

Vive Le Countess De Lesseps and her children with headlice, and Vive Alex's wierd bleach blonde trailer park hair.

9pm, Tuesdays on Bravo.

xoxo

Nicole

Eat It.

I need to be a downer for a minute. So deal bitches.

At this point in my life, there is alot of puffery going on. A lot of peeps making themselves feel better by making others feel worse.

Sometimes, Minneapolis should be called Bragaboutyourselfeapolis. Specifically among people that I see everyday.

I don't believe in doing what is safe, what is expected, or what one is "supposed" to do. I believe that making your own path in life is more rewarding than following one that has already been established. I also believe that it takes a bigger person to admit their insecurities, flaws, and fears about life than it does to brag about one's accomplishments and act in a foolish and overconfident manner.

So, that said, I needed to post this collage of some of my favorite rule breakers. People that weren't afraid to make their own path in life, and be unconventional.

Hear that all you people who shall remain nameless in all your rank-ass perfection?

I'm done now.

xoxo

Nicole

The Obsession Continues.

Hangin Tough.

First of all, I love this picture because they are all wearing more makeup than Bobby Trendy and Clay Aiken combined.

Second, you need to be made aware that ALL of the members of the New Kids are going to be on the Today Show this Friday, where they are probs going to announce a tour and maybe even perform. Gasp.

I'm not going to lie. I would go. You know you would too. You're curious to see if these old dudes can still shake it to "The Right Stuff".

Which one do you think Lou Perelman molested? My money's on Johnathan. He def has a little gayface.

Joey Forever.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO/SOUCE: DLISTED

Mariah Still Thinks It's 1995

Didn't I see this outfit on a mannequin at DEB? Or was it that Tiffany Amber Thissen wore this exact same outfit on the Saved By The Bell reunion special?

I'm pretty sure that a woman with her vast amounts of cash can afford a stylist. Hell, I'm sure The Zoe would dress her for half a bottle of Clenbuterol and a pack of Virgina Slims.


xoxo
Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED

Shanna, Let's Discuss This.

I watched you on Meet The Barkers, and I thought you seemed pretty normal. I admit it.

Rocking this look however, makes me question your sanity. Those eyelashes remind me of my 9th grade English teacher, Ms. Hammel. Bitch was about 75 Years old and wore so much mascara her eyelashes formed into about seven distinct clumps on each eye. That is what this looks like to me.

Please fire your makeup artist.

Don't even get me started on the fact that you are probs banging Jenna Jameson's ex.

xoxo
Nicole

Giada Has a Baby!!

Giada had her baby on Saturday!!! Yay!!!

For those of you who do not know, I love the Food Network and I LOVE Giada. I think it's because we are both sexy Italians. Well, I'm Sicilian but close enough.

Giada and her man named the baby Jade Marie. So presh.

xoxo
Nicole

Why God, Why.

Ew. The two of them together are even more disgusting and uncomfortable to watch than Christina Ricci and Charlize in MONSTER. I don't give a single, solitary shit if LiLo is a lez, I just wish she would pick someone much cuter.

xoxo

Nicole

Wonky Says Good Morning.

photo: Dlisted

Unfortunate.

No matter what she does, Laura Flynn Boyle cannot get her look right. Sadness.

I'll help you girl, just call.

Also, this should be the only evidence you ever need to make sure you hire a reputable and experienced plastic surgeon.

xoxo

Nicole

Spring Jacket Glamour

Spring jackets are my new obsesh. I have like, at least three that are in heavy rotation. I love toille print, and I love French Blue, so I love this jacket.

Vive le bleu Francais.

xoxo

Nicole

Kate Moss Is Deeply Disturbed By Big Bottoms