Worst Flu of My Life.

I know I promised lots more posts, but I have been so fucking sick since I returned from vacay that I can barely move.

It is disgusting and I will spare you the unglamourous details. Basically yesterday I thought I might die.

The good news is that I'm going to be so thin after this.

Pretty please don't stop visiting my blog, I swear I'll be normal again soon. I might try to post tonight. There is so much I want to share with you dahlings.

xoxo
Nicole

I'm Baaaaack!

Hello Bitches. Bet it's been a sad and boring few days without me.

Just got back from an exhausting day of travel. My skin is a hot dry mess from the airplane, and the smell of strange people and their B.O. still lingers in my nostrils.

I have got TONNNNS to discuss with you, including my appreciation for Southwest/Mexican Discount Glamour. So Fierce. The madre (see, Spanish influence) was kind enough to purchase me some goods. I'm going to photograph and display for your viewing pleasure.

But now, I neeeed to rest. And eat a salad. All that airport food its totes wretch.

I'll be blogging my ass off tomorrow. Good night dahlings!!!

xoxo
Nicole