The Royal House of Sephora Authors a Beauty Bible

Tots amaz. Sephora is coming out with a book called "Sephora: The Ultimate Guide to Makeup, Skin and Hair From the Beauty Authority".


It's loaded with tips and other goodies. It's availible on April 15th, with a list price of $27.95. Click the title of this post to pre-order!

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Nicole

Kate Nash is Amazing.

If you haven't listened to her music, you need to. I love it. She's got a great voice and if this video is any indication, a great personality. Download her NOW!

Video: Nylon TV

Abortion Protesters Decide a Child's Movie is an Appropriate Place To Stage a Protest

File this under total fucking insanity bullshit.

According to TMZ, a bunch of pro-lifers infiltrated the screening of "Horton Hears a Who" to stage a protest. They started chanting some crazy shit after the movie, and then put tape over their mouths that said "life" and paraded around the damn theater.


Posh was there, and you know she was about to get ghetto with those idiots. She was going to kick them in the head with her Louboutins.


This kind of shit makes me fucking sick and I can't believe people think this is appropriate. Whatever, hate me for saying it, but what you want to do with your uterus is your own fucking business. If you have a problem with the decisions others make, don't USE A FUCKING CHILDRENS MOVIE PREMIER TO MAKE YOUR DISPLEASURE KNOWN. So tacky and innappropriate.




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Nicole

Why Did I Not Know About This.

This is Oscar Blandi dry shampoo spray. For those of you who are unfamiliar with what that is, it's a nifty little spray that absorbs oil and product from your hair, and gives you extra volume.

This is truly amaz and I am going to have to buy some. This will be perfect for Trashbag Chic days. It retails for $21.00 and you can click the title of this post to view it on Sephora.com.

Viva Dirty Hair!

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Nicole

Casual Discount Glam

Normally, I really don't like Pac Sun. The clothes are not glam enough for me, and are more surf-fabulous than I care to be. Howev, I got these cute t-shirts there and they were 2 for $20.

I have a cute scarf similar to this one, and I'll definitely pair it with these shirts and a cute pair of denim shorts this summer, and on my upcoming vacay next weekend!!! Throw on some cute accessories and you have the perfect causual discount glam outfit.

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Nicole

For Love 21 is My Fave.

I don't give a shit if the owners of this company are big preachy religious zealots. I love For Love 21 because the accessories are total discount glamour. They are trendy and cheap and guess what, that's what I love.

These are my new feather-like bracelets, which were about six dollars a piece. So cute. I know I said I put myself on a shopping diet for a few weeks, but while I was out shopping for my man's birthday gifts I couldn't help but pick up these beauties.

Also, they are having an online sale right now too. So stop by the site and check it out. Google that shit.

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Nicole

Daddy's Still In Charge.

Well everyone and their mother is reporting that Daddy Spears is still in charge of Britney until July 31. Thank you jesus. This means she will continue on the path back to Glamour.

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Nicole

Update On Wonks and The Shaman.

Apparently I fell big time for some shit pulled by Wonks and none other than Ashton Kutcher. Apparently, Ashton has created a new TV show where celebrities Punk the paparazzi. This whole Shaman and Wonks thing was just part of that TV show.

LAME. I really wanted this to be true.

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Nicole

I've Died and Gone to TV Heaven.

Get ready... wait for it... wait for it... Posh is in talks to star in a new reality show for FOX modeled after "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" called "Fashion Nightmares."

According to Dlisted:

"They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape."

This will be mayjah on so many levels. Posh in hick towns will be better than watching a fucking speeding train smashing into Heidi and Spencer. Ok, that was a little violent.

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Nicole

Look At This Fierceness

Look at this fierceness. Here is Christian and his winning model at the wrap party for Project Runway last night. They look amazing and I want to be best friends with Christian.

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Nicole

Anna Nicole Movie

Here is the official trailer for the new Anna Nicole movie starring Amanda Willaford, AKA Willa Ford. Yes that's right bitches, that's her real name. This looks so creepy and low budg. She even sounds like Anna. *shudder*

CHRISTIAN WINS PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

TEAM FIERCE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

VBECKS said she wants to wear his clothes!!!

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Nicole

TEAM FIERCE!

I'm watching the countdown clock on Bravo right now. T minus 12:14 untill the PR finale. Christian better win this shit. Although, Rami's collection really appeals to me also.

Team Fierce!

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Nicole

UPDATE: CHRISTIAN'S COLLECTION WAS ALL SORTS OF FIERCE. He has GOT to win.

Wonks + Benji = Tru Luv 4 Eva

Wonks and Benji are now wearing matching necklaces of eachother's first initial.

I'm pretty sure the slutty girls in junior high did that shit, they had like a collection of letter charms because their boyfriend would change every week. They also wore Angels Jeans and had those two pieces of bangs that fell on either side of their forehead and was sprayed to hell and back. Sick.

I don't know if you can see it above, but they are wearing the initial necklaces in these pics.

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Nicole

Should I?

Hey Bitches.

I'm thinking of video blogging. What do you think about that? That way I could also show you some discount glamour on vid. Sometimes I also want to just scream HATERADE to peeps and I think it would be tots better in living color. More effective. It might take me a minute to learn how to use Windows Movie Maker though.

What do you think???

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Nicole

One More Chola Video For The Day

I was feeling so inspired to rock a chola look that I had to post this "how to look like a chola" makeup tutorial I found on youtube. It's long and all sorts of ghetto, so don't say I didn't warn you.

Thug Love.

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Nicole

Lil' Loca Shouts Out The Ladeez

This is hysterical. If you aren't obsessed with Lil' Loca, you really should be. Her youtube videos are amazing, and I might have to start posting a "Loca of the Day" video.

This video is about a year old, but I thought it was hillarious. Yes I know it's fake, blah blah blah. I don't give a shit. Loca 4 Eva.

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Nicole

HONESTY

I might be comitting an internet sin by saying this but whatever.

Dear Cory,

Who in the hell would pay $109.00 for a t-shirt with a picture of you and Wonks.

Not me.

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Nicole

THE COBRASNAKE

If you aren't reading www.thecobrasnake.com you should be.

Dearest Lindsay from BrokeandAmazing and my favorite BMG table partner turned me onto it.

Above is a picture from the Yardsale in Paris. Lots of cute pics of fancy ladeeez and gents.

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Nicole

Photoshop Alert

This is crazy. This is Xtina, in a photograph by Stephen Webster.

Um, last time I checked, her nose didn't resemble Wonky's beak.

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Nicole

Erase Paste

This is a new product from my fave makeup mavens at Benefit. Erase Paste is a highly concentrated blendable concealer is also a skin brightener. Love. It retails for $26.00. Click the title of this post to view.

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Nicole

Nina Ricci Fall 2008 RTW

Here are my fave looks from the Nina Ricci Fall 2008 RTW collection. Very hip and kind of rocker while still feminine.

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Nicole

True Love

They totally hate eachother. It's so obvious.

I wouldn't want to be married to her either, word on the street is that she is a complete bitch and that her marriage to her hubby is on the rocks. Big suprise.

Don't get me wrong, I love a good 30 minute meal, but she def seems like a bitch.

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Nicole

Fuck You Heidi Montag.

Both of these fucktards already make me want to barf and now I can add "she's a thieving bitch" to the list of reasons I hate Heidi Montag.

In case you didn't know, Heidi-fake-tits is trying to have a singing career. To bad her voice is akin to a dying mule. Well it seems that Heidi and gaytasitic Spencer decided to steal an unreleased Brit song and have Heidi sing along to it, and call it a duet. It's horrible.

It could be a decent Brit song, but with Heidi's flat-pitched whine it sounds like a tape of manatee mating calls.

Click the link of this post to listen. Be warned. You might have a seizure. Heidi better watch her ass, I wouldn't fuck with Brit right now. She's headed for a beat down.

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Nicole

Hermes Fall 2008 RTW

Here are some of my fave looks from the Hermes Fall 2008 RTW line. I love these looks because they are like chic 70's bohemian in NYC. At least that's the vibe I get.

I know Hermes is supposed to have an accent, but I have no clue how to do that in blogger. If you know, please tell me!

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Nicole

Well, Look Who's All Grown Up

Oh my Jesus look how old Frances Bean has gotten! I believe she's 15.

She looks just like her mother, pre-plastic face and she has her father's creepy Jesus eyes that seem to pry into your soul. I had that that Kurt Cobain book "Love and Death" and his face is HUGE on the cover. His eyes followed me around the room and I had to sleep with that book face down, no lie. *shudder*

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Nicole

Spring Cleaning

Taking the term "spring cleaning" to a whole new level, Brit has decide to dump Adnan's disgusting ass after she found sexy texts from some hoochie on his iPhone. This news is courtesy of the British media, who claim that she then threw his iPhone in a pool. That shit is funny.

Good riddance Adnan. One step closer back to glamour Brit!!!

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Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Are These Two Going to Get Married?

What. Are these two about to get married?

That's the word on the internets bitches! God, I hate this picture of them. All the food in front of them makes me want ot be sick. Probably because I'm detoxing and anything that isn't broth turns my stomach. Look at all that red meat in front of Evan. Ew. Like Evan eats any of that anyway. She's like "no, I'll just have the Clenbuterol... er I mean fish."

Apparently, on the set of her new film "The Wrestler" she is sporting some serious bling on her ring finger. And by bling I mean two bats eyes with a human skull fragment in the middle.

These two crazies are 19 years apart, it would be Manson's second marriage and Evan's first. I used to love ERW too. Until Manson fugged her up.

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Nicole

Photo: In Case You Didn't Know

The Big O

While shopping at ULTA, I stumbled upon O-Gloss and O-Glow by Smashbox. They are a lipgloss and a blush, respectively, and apparently they work with you body's natural chemistry to turn from clear to the perfect shade of pink for you, that you normally blush. I tried the blush and it really worked!!

Both products have tons of anti-oxidents for skin protection. The gloss is $22 and the blush is $26. If you try it, let me know how you like it!!

Wonks Gets Blessed By A Shaman.

Wonks met up with a shaman yesterday to get blessed. What in the hell could this shaman possibly be saying right now as he prays over her? " Dear great spirit, please let Ol' Wonky's vajay be free from STD's and let her be free from the demon herp." You know that's what he's saying.

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Nicole