I Just Vomited In My Mouth.

So, I was patrolling Dlisted, minding my own business when suddenly I am confronted with the news that fucking ROSEANNE had vajizzle tightening surgery.

WHAT? I am so disgusted. I thought that shit was reserved for porn stars that spend one too many years getting pounded by guys with names like "Johnson McWoody" and "Rod Rammer". Ew. Take care of your vajay ladies, lest it end up hanging to your knees. Do your kegels, and most importantly learn to say "NO, I HAVE A HEADACHE" from time to time.

utterly filty.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

He's Not Gay Or Anything.

Photo: Dlisted

It's Been a While Since We Talked Music.

It's been a while since we discussed music. I have to get on that.


Here are the Stone Temple Pilots, one of my all time fave bands. Yes, I'm a child of the grunge phase. So kill me. Technically I was like, seven when it was popular, but whatevs. Every time I hear "Sex Type Thing" it takes me back to my formative years.


So, Scottie got kicked out of Velvet Revolver because he's still a total junkie, but now he's back with STP and that's all that matters to me.

Shangrila-di-da.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: CDAN

I Lust For Benefit

Every time I think I couldn't love this company any more, they come out with a new product that ups my obsession from "crazy" to borderline "psychotic".





Lust Dusters are new from Benefit, and they are amazing little mineral powders for your eyes and face. They come in 10 shades ranging from a tots pretty amethyst to a cute shimmery white. They retail for $18.00, so get them while they're hot! Click the title of this post to view them on Benefit's site.





Lust on Bitches.




xoxo
Nicole

This is Rediculous.

Laurieann Gibson - Addictive music video
by geronimos87

So my man Jeremy brought this hot mess to my attention.

This is THE Laurieann Gibson of Making the Band fame, in her own music video. That's her singing, for real.

Give me a break girl, stick to dancing because this shit could make my ears bleed.

Additionally, what's with the hot mess outfits and wierd video sets? She's like, in a hallway or something for part of it. She probs had this shot by her crackhead nephew or something.

Enjoy.

xoxo
Nicole

Rachel, This is Horrible.

This outfit is horrible.


First of all, her tatties are wayyyyy to small and weird looking for this outfit.


Second, the pattern reminds me of a beach sarong or bathing suit.


Third, she is comitting the ultimate sin in my book. She is wearing NYLONS with OPEN TOED SHOES.


ARE YOU KIDDING ME.


This is Rachel at the Food Bank Event in NYC last night.


xoxo
Nicole


Photo: Dlisted

*Sigh*

I love Heart. Love.

That's all.

xoxo

Nicole

AHHHHHHHHHH

Are you afraid? Crying?

The Bogdanov brothers are French talk show hosts, scientists, and all around hot pieces. Incase you can't tell, they are also obsessed with plastic surgery.

xoxo

Nicole

I <3 Bare Minerals

Bare Minerals is amazing. I don't currently use it, but I did in the past and you could have total breakout face and you wouldn't be able to tell with Bare Minerals.


Well, Bare Minerals has come out with "Genuine Jade", a gorge face and body powder that illuminates your skin and makes you glow like a fiend.


Additionally, according to our friends at Beauty and the Blog the powder is infused with actual jade particles, which are said to bring good luck to the wearer.

I'm in.

xoxo

Nicole

I'm Terrified.

How terrfied are you right now.

I am about to cry and curl into the fetal position.

This is one of the Olsen trolls at a wedding. Apparently they did not want their pictures taken so they decided to wear masks. Something seems contradictory to me about that. You don't want to be photographed but yet you make yourself look even more creepy than you usually look?

Ish. This is so weird.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

GASP

Before you get your panties in a twist, I'm aware this is an extremely old photo of JLo. I wanted a picture of her before Marc got to her and turned her into his wierd build-a-bride. She became paler, fatter, and all around less hot when they started dating. I miss when she used to like to be called JLo. I don't give a shit what she wants. I will call her bitch, or JLo. She can choose.


So, according to DListed and Showbiz Spy, JLo/Bitch asked MISTRESS TOM to be her twin's godfather. Watch out, he's going to feed them to Zenu.


Why would you ever willingly expose your young children to Tom Cruise and Scientology. Tommy must be poking Marc on the side.

xoxo

Nicole

Be Still My Heart.

Someone's outfit actually matches.

If she just took off that grandma sweater we'd be in business. The dress is presh and the purse isn't bad. Still hate the boots.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Popsugar

Tyler, Quit Whining.

So I was officially bitched out and told that I have been slacking in my posts and I agree. I am in recovery from a wild weekend with my gangsta Jen. If we're being honest, it was amaz. So, I'M SORRY. I was having friend time.

Here's Tom Ford looking zexy at LAX. This is how this man flies in a plane. I look like a sad homeless woman when I fly in an airplane.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted