Short Break

Hello my darling kittens.

I need to take a short blog hiatus for a few more days. I am in the middle of some epic life changes and need some time to process. Between the freelance writing I'm doing and a possible move in the works I need to just...THINK.

I'm soooooorrrryyyyyy and I hope you don't hate me. I'll be back Saturday in full swing.

xoxo
Nicole

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Getting Married?

The Daily Star and my personal Jesus Michael K. are reporting that LiLo and SamRo are planning a July wedding at DOLLYWOOD! Yes, I said DOLLYWOOD!!!!!

The thought of these two getting married amongst the country-ness and fried food is too much for me. I'm so excited.

Side note: Lindsay Lohan is obviously the "starlet being courted by the major weeklies to come out exclusively to them" being written about in every blind item column on the Internet.

Good for them. I had best receive an invitation. I'll rat my hair and wear a gingham dress.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

KLS Cosmetics: Gloss Yourself In Fabulousity.

We know I love cosmetics, especially lip gloss. We also know I love Kimora Lee Simmons because she is glamour incarnate.

I cannot believe I did not know she started her own cosmetics line. I feel sooooo behind. I love the glosses shown above. They are sparkly and glamorous.

Viva Fabulousity! Click the title of this post to view the cosmetics on the KLS website.

xoxo

Nicole

M.A.C. Dazzleglass Completes Me

While perusing the M.A.C. display in Boca Raton this past week, I came across Dazzleglass, a new product by M.A.C.. It's this super glossy gloss with big pieces of sparkly glitter in it.

Best of all, it's not sticky or goopy, both of which are heinous crimes against lip gloss. Unforch, I didn't purchase any because I wanted to buy some of the limited edition Heatherette loose pigments. Which are also amazing by the way.

Next shopping trip I'll have to get some. Click the title of this post to view it on the M.A.C website.

xoxo

Nicole

Fort Brangie.

This palatial estate now belongs to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They forked over a cool 60 million for the property, which is near Aix-en-Provence.

It looks like they are planning on raising a multicultural child army. Sexy. The estate has it's own vineyard, and sits on 1,000 acres surrounded by forest. Angie needs someplace private to give birth to the twin second comings of Christ.

Have a lovely Memorial Day y'all.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Just Admit It Already.

Yes this picture is from Perez. Deal with it. Yes I still check his site, he's become less annoying since he went on his fitness mission. I still don't love him though.

According to Perez, lots of the weeklys are offering Lindsay Lohan big bucks if she will come out as a lesbian exclusively to them.

I think she should. Thoughts?

xoxo

Nicole

Grandma and Grandpa? Is That You?

Call me crazy, but I expected some better moves from these two. They're cute and all, but they look like my grandparents at their anniversary dinner. I know, I'm just a bitter hag who picks on everyone. Live with it.

B and J broke it down in Cannes, and apparently had a party on a yacht to celebrate their marriage. Classy.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Necole Bitchie