Baby Steps. This is Good.

This is a dramatic improvement. Let's have a moment to applaud this. I'm seeing glimpses of old Britney here.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Lindsay Lohan Has a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on Samantha Ronson.

Like we didn't see this coming. More power to them. Poor Samantha, she has to put up with the massive crazy train that is LiLo.

I wonder how Mommie Dearest is going to feel about this?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: IDLYITW

I Love Money. AKA My New Reason To Live.

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This is the superteaser for "I Love Money", the new VH1 reality show that includes ladies and dudes from "Rock of Love", "Flavor of Love", and "I Love New York". The show puts them in teams and makes them compete in Real World/Road Rules Challenge-style events, with one winner getting $250,000. That can buy alot of Kool's and Vagasil.

Basically, this is going to be the sluttiest, most violent, foul-mouthed reality show ever to grace TV. I'll be watching every week.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Nicole

Chanel Resort 2009 Collection

Here are my fave looks from the Chanel Resort 2009 Collection. I realize I'm a few days late, don't have a heart attack.

Bravo Karl. Well done, with the exception of that dress that looked like it was trimmed in Saran Wrap.

xoxo

Nicole

Photos: Style.com

New Makeup Brush From NARS

I'm a sucker for two things. Pretty packaging and makeup tools. NARS gives me both. There's just something about that sleek black case and luxe feel of NARS products that drives me crazy.

This week, NARS introduced the Botan Brush, a rounded Kabuki brush for applying powder makeup, buffing and blending. It's made of goat hair, which is known for it's softness and strength (hello cashmere!).

I love my kabuki brushes, but on my next Sephora trip I will definitely check this out.

Click the title of this post for more info.

xoxo

Nicole

Eva Mendes Says Cirque Was Just Research. Right.

So, rather than being honest about her rehab trip, Eva Mendes has decided to chicken out and call her stay in Cirque Lodge "research" for her upcoming role as a Spanish drug lord in "Queen of the South". Don't they have libraries and the internet for research?

Yeah right, and KiKi isn't really an alcoholic, and LiLo was just "exhausted".

I don't care if you don't want to discuss your personal ish in public, but don't LIE. We're not that stupid Eva.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

I Don't Watch Bad Girls Club...

... but I might have to start after seeing the glamour that is Tanisha. This is apparently a still from the reunion show for this past season of The Bad Girls Club. If the next season has even one girl half as glamorous as Tanisha I'll be so pleased.

Those high waisted jeans are SCREAMING. Girl, next time, wear some Spanx. The FUPA is not sexy.

Thoughts on Tanisha's ensemble?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Crunk and Disorderly.

Amazing Concealer.

I was in SoFl this week for a job interview. Cross your fingers. Anyway, I went to this totally amazing mall that was like, chock full of couture. Love Boca Raton.

I was in the makeup area at Macy's with my girl Sarah and we were discussing concealers with the Estee Lauder lady. I was suffering from major makeup meltdown due to the heat, and I was persuaded to try their Double Wear concealer, which stays on for FIFTEEN HOURS.

I bought it, and IT IS AMAZING. It does NOT melt off, and we all know I'm a sweaty betty. if that's TMI, to bad. Next time, I'll say "earmuffs".

If you're looking for a concealer that performs like a mother and doesn't melt off, check this out. It retails for only $19.50, and is so worth it. Click the title of this post to view.

xoxo

Nicole

Daisy From Rock of Love Obviously Hasn't Had Her Fill of STD's.

Dear Daisy,

God, you are so disgusting. Aren't you sick of looking like a ghetto muppet? That aside, I have to tell you girl, fire your plastic surgeon and get off your obsession with rockers. It's not healthy. We all love musicians, but you seem to have a keen radar that attracts you to the skeeviest. Yuck.

Love,

Nicole

Daisy and Dave Navarro were photographed coming out of some bar in WeHo last night. Suprise suprise. What an upgrade for her and a severe downgrade for him. Love you Carmen.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

I'm Baaaaaaaack

Hello darlings.

I took a few days off to graduate and do job-related ish.

I'll be back tomorrow morning in full force, I need to recover from some serious jet lag. Until then, let me leave you with this classic photo of my favorite fallen pop angel, Britney Spears. Remember when she looked like this? *epic sigh*

I'll be using this photo as "holy shit I'm moving to a warm climate and need to workout" motivation.

xoxo

Nicole