Are We Really Suprised?

Heidi Fleiss is on meth. Are we shocked? No.

Selling hookers to famous men for a living takes it's toll on a bitch, that's for sure. Heidi is going to join the cast of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab 2.

I loved that show. I lived for Daniel Baldwin's inappropriate messages to Mary Carey.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Slug <3's Nicole

I have to represent my city.

Here is a little clip of Slug on MTVU. If you live under a rock, Sean Daley AKA Slug is the hottest rapper in the Midwest. I like to call him the father of EMOHOP. He's the voice behind Atmosphere, and basically the shit.

He loves MSP and we love him.

Check out the clip above.


xoxo
Nicole

The New Beckham

Cristiano Ronaldo, the new man meat playing for Manchester United. He's Portuguese. I bet he won't marry a skinny minny. They like some Ta-Ta's and booty.

xoxo

Nicole

photo: tmz

So Many Things Are Wrong With This Picture

First, I HATE Elizabeth Hassleback or Hairycrack or whatever her name is. I don't watch her old bag TV show The View, and I hate her annoying face.

Second, her children look like prostitots. The older one looks like a mini wonk, and the young one is about ten years away from being the gold digging child bride of some old billionare.

Third, that is the creepiest pony ever. I NEVER want to see a My Little Pony that large in person. I'd shit my pants. I never played with them. I was too afraid. Their eyes follow you around the room. *shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

photo: dlisted

Look Good In High Def.

Alas with new technology comes new beauty worries.

The peeps at Make Up For Ever have invented a whole lovely line of products that are designed to keep you looking fresh, even in HD. High definition cameras are becoming standard and the scary part is, those bitches can see six times better than the human eye. Holy pores.

This new translucent powder is designed to reflect light and keep your skin looking flawless, even if you're not on camera.

Find it for $30.00, only at Sephora.

xoxo

Nicole

Jada Has a Ghetto Mullet.

Can we please discuss what's happening with Jada's look right now? The hair is a bad cross between D. Wood's mess and vintage Billy Ray Cyrus.

Jada rocked this impeccable disaster at the Carol's Daughter store in Culver City, CA. She was there with Mary J (who by the way looks amaz, as always) for a meet and greet.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: YBF

Star Jones and Big Gay Al Decided To Stop The Charade.

Star's tired of being subjected to Big Gay Al's pathetic attempts at straightness. The pair has filed for divorce. Shocker.

You go Star. Even though you're annoying as fuck.

xoxo

Nicole

Sweet Vindication

DBecks likes a little junk in the trunk. Thank you Jesus. I knew it! I'm loving that this cheerleader is hippy as hell and he is loving it. David, I too was blessed with a booty. Please come view mine whenever you wish.

Alas, we did find out he liked a little more T and A when he had an affair with Rebecca Loos.

Posh, let this be a clue for you to start eating.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: TMZ

I'm So Deeply Disturbed.

I don't hate on ANYONE for their size. Let me make that clear. HOWEVER, what I cannot stand is when big girls dress like they are twenty pounds.

I'm not twenty pounds, I know this. I keep my lovely Sicilian T and A in appropriate clothing sizes at all times. I don't have any delusions of wearing a god damn pair of booty shorts in public. Damn Girl. This video is courtesy of Crunk and Disorderly. So priceless.

xoxo

Nicole

Very Large Boxes For a Very Tiny Lady.

I'm trying out the hard right allignment y'all. I don't give a rat's what my design teacher says. I'm attracted to the hard right.

Gwen and Gavin attended Vbeck's b-day party, and came bearing gifts. What the fuck could possibly be in those boxes that Victoria would even MILDLY be interested in? They're so fucking big they can't be clothes. Vic's whole size 4T wardrobe would fit in those boxes.

I know. I'm just jel. Happy Birthday bitch! Fourty is right around the corner!

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Crunk and Disorderly.

God I Love This Girl!

Go on girl! I knew that Jesus act was a fake! You faker!

She's just being Miley and I LOVE HER. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. Miley, I'm significantly older than you but you're my idol.

xoxo

Nicole

Perez Is Concerned With Heart Health?

I am so sorry blog gods for offending your eyes with this picture.

I needed to post this because fatass just pissed me off bigtime. If you know me, you know that the American Heart Association is a very near and dear cause to me. My sister was born with congenital heart defects, and my Dad's family has heart disease all up in it. Did I mention my mother runs a cardiology practice? Yes. She does.

Anyway, imagine my astonishment to see Captain Coronary Waiting To Happen AKA Perez promoting the AHA on his site.

Don't get me wrong, he SHOULD be using his "celebrity" for something other than getting free shit at events. I'm happy he wants to promote a good cause.

HOWEVER. Why doesn't he put down the hoho's if he wants to promote heart health? Take care of your own ticker Perez. Otherwise you seem like a total hypocrite.

Click the title of this post to view his post.

xoxo
Nicole

Beehive Glamour

Carmine Gotti Looks Crazy.

I know I'm supposed to like, support fellow Italians but ICK. This is some terrible music. Also, I feel the need to point out that the facial hair looks like it was drawn on with his mother's eyeliner. *shudder*

I'm so glad I'm Sicilian.

xoxo

Nicole