So, apparently if you can wield a pair of scissors you can refer to yourself as a designer. Above are some items from Lauren Conrad's recent summer collections. The items are all between $130-$180 dollars. That's right, for $130 dollars you too can own a white shirt that looks like a pillowcase with three holes cut in it.
Overcharging for JERSEY KNITS is so desperate. The only item I consider remotely cute is the red hot pants jumper, but it looks like something I'd find on the $5.99 rack at RAINBOW. Come to think of it, I think I saw a hooker on her stroll in that same outfit last night.
Click the title of this post to view LC's online "shop"
xoxo
Nicole
She looks preg. Really. I mean, silk is usually flattering, especially if you are as thin as she normally is.
I really hope that's just some coke bloat and not another Madden spawn in there. *shudder*
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Nicole
Photo: Dlisted
Every single time I watched Real Housewives (which was each week and all reruns) I wanted to smack some motherly sense into Lauri. She COMPLETELY abandoned Josh, her son. He's the one with her in the pic above.
Apparently, when Josh was in high school he got busted with a little weed and some booze. What.Ever. I don't know anyone who DIDN'T smoke a little ganj and have a little sippy sip in high school. Lauri decided that this was such a serious problem he had to be kicked out of her house. Conveniently, this was also when she met her hot silver fox sugar daddy George. Looks like someone didn't want the wayward son to ruin the gold digging scheme.
Anyway, Josh's mommy issues and abandonment are seriously fucking up his life now. He got caught in front of a Comfort Inn in Laguna Beach trying to sell heroin and ecstasy. I wonder if Kristin Cavalari was the buyer. Jokes.
No doubt Lauri will play this out on the new season of Real Housewives. Trust. What an awful mother.
xoxo
Nicole
Photo: Dlisted
First of all, class of 2007? I am FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN THIS GUY. I am old. Wow.
Apparently, Linda Hogan's new man Charley Hill was actually a friend of her son Nick's. They played sports together, and Charley was an altar boy at the Hogan's church.
Ewwww Linda. Get it together. This is embarrassing for you.
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Nicole
Photo: TMZ
I'm watching "Fear" right now. Vintage Mark Wahlberg as a batshit crazy psychopath. Definitely one of his finer acting moments. Is it wierd that I found it strangely hot when he carved "Nicole 4 Eva" into his chest? Yeah, that's pretty sick, but whatever.
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Nicole
Lisa Garza is a contestant on "The Next Food Network Star". She's also a dead ringer for Uma in Pulp Fiction, and a general all around crazy ho.
She cooks in stilettos and couture, and mumbles incoherently about her culinary point of view involving community outreach. It's hilarious.
I love the Food Network, and this is my fave show. I'll keep you posted.
xoxo
Nicole
Photo: Dlisted
Yves Saint Laurent died today in Paris. Sadness. He was 71.
He retired in 2002, but I thought I'd make a nice photo montage of some current YSL clothes along with a cool old picture of him and one of his designs.
Safe travels to couture heaven YSL!
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Nicole
Kimora, this is so disappointing.
I love her glamour but I must have been living under a rock when this whole scandal with KLS cosmetics and MACY'S was going down.
Thank you to MODELIZER (www.modelizing.blogspot.com) for helping me check myself before I wrecked myself.
So apparently Kimora overcharged MACY'S for her cosmetics and then refused to pay back extra profits. SCANDAL. Such shady business. MACY'S then sued her ass for the money that they were owed.
So, I do not condone shady business. Just FYI.
Here's a young hulk. Compare and contrast to Linda's new BF below. Thoughts?
xoxo
Nicole
Sorry I was gone for so long. I still love you. Some interesting developments have occured in my life, and I had to think them over.
So, to come back with a giant BANG, here is a video of our fave tranny, Goddess Bunny. God. She could not get more creepy.
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Nicole
