I needed a mental health day today. Lots more posts tomorrow. Promise. Untill then, eat on this new pic of NKOTB. Sigh. They look kind of dreamy don't they.
xoxo
Nicole
I needed a mental health day today. Lots more posts tomorrow. Promise. Untill then, eat on this new pic of NKOTB. Sigh. They look kind of dreamy don't they.
xoxo
Nicole
That's right Miley. Thumbs up girl.
Whenevs life blows, I just sing "See You Again" to myself.
Thanks for the cheer up Miley doll.
xoxo
Nicole
PHOTO: ASL
First of all, Photoshop award of the year to whoever airbrushed the shit out of this photos.
If you haven't been watching The Real Housewives of New York City you are missing out on a perfect opportunity to get out all your catty remarks out on people who will never hear them. I can't believe some of these hos are so rich because they look like shit.
Vive Le Countess De Lesseps and her children with headlice, and Vive Alex's wierd bleach blonde trailer park hair.
9pm, Tuesdays on Bravo.
xoxo
Nicole
I need to be a downer for a minute. So deal bitches.
At this point in my life, there is alot of puffery going on. A lot of peeps making themselves feel better by making others feel worse.
Sometimes, Minneapolis should be called Bragaboutyourselfeapolis. Specifically among people that I see everyday.
I don't believe in doing what is safe, what is expected, or what one is "supposed" to do. I believe that making your own path in life is more rewarding than following one that has already been established. I also believe that it takes a bigger person to admit their insecurities, flaws, and fears about life than it does to brag about one's accomplishments and act in a foolish and overconfident manner.
So, that said, I needed to post this collage of some of my favorite rule breakers. People that weren't afraid to make their own path in life, and be unconventional.
Hear that all you people who shall remain nameless in all your rank-ass perfection?
I'm done now.
xoxo
Nicole
Didn't I see this outfit on a mannequin at DEB? Or was it that Tiffany Amber Thissen wore this exact same outfit on the Saved By The Bell reunion special?
I'm pretty sure that a woman with her vast amounts of cash can afford a stylist. Hell, I'm sure The Zoe would dress her for half a bottle of Clenbuterol and a pack of Virgina Slims.
xoxo
Nicole
PHOTO: DLISTED
I watched you on Meet The Barkers, and I thought you seemed pretty normal. I admit it.
Rocking this look however, makes me question your sanity. Those eyelashes remind me of my 9th grade English teacher, Ms. Hammel. Bitch was about 75 Years old and wore so much mascara her eyelashes formed into about seven distinct clumps on each eye. That is what this looks like to me.
Please fire your makeup artist.
Don't even get me started on the fact that you are probs banging Jenna Jameson's ex.
xoxo
Nicole
Giada had her baby on Saturday!!! Yay!!!
For those of you who do not know, I love the Food Network and I LOVE Giada. I think it's because we are both sexy Italians. Well, I'm Sicilian but close enough.
Giada and her man named the baby Jade Marie. So presh.
xoxo
Nicole