Why Does DK Always Look SO HARD?!?!

Lawd. Why do these ladies always look so hard in the face. They remind me of 45 year old barflies. Like the kind of women you see trying so HARD shopping in the juniors section at Macy's.

Get over it. You're old.

Also - Auberella, please do us all a favor and keep up with your hair maintenance. If I have to look at your roots one more time...

I will still watch them though. Every week.

xoxo
Nicole

PHOTO: Just Jared.

Alien Baby, Meet Your Future Sister.

"This is what mommy is going to stuff up her shirt for the next nine months until we can purchase you a REAL sister."



Either that, or they could ask George Lucas to build one. We know that bitch is good at building robots. He probs runs the Scientology stepford wife factory.




xoxo
Nicole

Observations On The Return of Mistress Boom Kat

Sheeeeeessss backkkkkkkk!

BOOM... KAT BOOM KAT! Let's work!

So, we are 45 minutes into the first ep of the new season of Making the Band. AKA my reason to live.

Mistress Boom Kat is back in full effect and has so far called everyone either muff, peanut, or some variation.

I can't wait to see what other epic phrases she comes up with.

xoxo
Nicole