More Proof That Anorexia Destroys Your Looks.

God. How old is she. 50?

Joan Collins, is that you?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Lainey

Velvet Revolver Decides The Internet Is The Best Place To Find Scottie's Replacement.

Why don't they just ask Mark Whalberg to dust off his leather jacket and sing for them? I mean Jesus. If this isn't ROCKSTAR all over again, except with a technological twist.

I hate when bands get new singers. HATE. It's never the same and I refuse to accept the newbie. So, imagine my suprise when Velvet Revolver, the holy grail of re-formed mash-up bands announces that they are going to find Scott Weiland's replacement via the internet. What are they going to do, take out an add on Craigslist?

Please. I don't care if he's a junkie. Scottie W is the only singer I will ever except for Velvet Revolver. At least he's reuniting with STP.

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Nicole

What Kind Of Look Is This.

D and V Becks hit up the MET's Costume Institute Gala yesterday looking like this.

David Beckham looks flawless as per the usual. Howevs, WHAT IS VICTORIA WEARING. That looks like my Nana's housedress. Can that actually be Armani? It looks like it was made out of curtain. The look is really bad but the extreme thin-ness is worse.

ugh. In my infected state I do not need to be looking at her.

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Nicole

In My Horribly Ill State, This Did Not Help.

I'm delirious and having fever dreams and THIS is not helping. Looking at this right now reminds me of when I had pneumonia, took NyQuil, and watched the Wizard of OZ.

Apparently, he's going to rehab again. Shocker.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

I Have The Bubonic Plague.

Ok, not really. But I am really horribly ill and it's god awful. I was googling around looking for a suitable "sick face" to put on this post, and I came across this amazing Mr. Yuck PSA. Mr. Yuck scared the living hell out of me as a child. so creepy.

Enjoy. I'll be sleeping.

xoxo

Nicole