Does Being PG By Petey Wentz Make You Sing Like Shit?

Ashley Simpson had a heinous performance on the Today Show. Just awful.

Howevs, watch her backup singers. Is the one on the left Denosh from Making the Band 3 Season one? That bitch who thought she was the shit? GUESS WHO'S THE SHIT NOW ? I don't see your ass in DK! Ha! Singing backup for a preggo, half-washed up Ashley Simpson. So accomplished.

Enjoy.

xoxo

Nicole

Olivia Newton John's Kid Is a Big Ass Mess

Chloe Lattanzi "Rock The Cradle" 04/17/08
by TheDlisted

Omg. Chloe is a cross between early nineties C. Love and Amanda Lepore.

She is always writhing on the ground, and ALWAYS has mascara running down her face. I want to scrub her with an eyemakuep remover pad.

Please watch her butcher her mother's classic: "I Honestly Love You." I like the idea of a rocking version, but let's get someone more talented on that, OK?

xoxo

Nicole

Best Ever.

photo: A Hot Mess

Rumer Is a Wet Rat.

Somebody give this girl a cookie, volumizing foam and a backcomb, stat.

Here's Rumer fugging up the planet with her potato face at some US Weekly shindig. So classy.

xoxo

Nicole

photo: Dlisted

Classy.

Chola Glamour

We all know I love chola makeup. I was probs a chola in my past life. I totally kept a razor in my hair.

I wanted to share with all you bitches my favorite way to re-create a more daytime appropriate chola-esque lip. It's tres easy.

First, you need a nude lipliner with a brownish-spice undertone. I have the lipliner above in "Spice" from ULTA. It is creamy and glides on, and is only $6.50. Line your lips, filling in your lip just a tad. Then top with a sparkly peachy-nude lipgloss, and blend in the liner just a tad.

Voila! Chola lips that are work/school appropriate!

xoxo

Nicole

My 200th Post

Happy 200th Post friends. Here's Posh looking near death for her Marc Jacobs campaign to help celebrate. I am usually a big fan, but bleh.

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Nicole

What.

Here's Snoop at the CMT Awards.

I'm afraid.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: YBF

GOOD MORNING MY PETS

Here's Robert from Making the Band with his boo, June. They just got engaged, and decided to take ghetto engagement photos to prove it, which June promptly posted on her facebook.

Robert, you're on Bad Boy now. Hire a photographer because these pictures are all sorts of busted.

xoxo

Nicole

photos: YBF

Go On Lily!

Call me crazy, but the blonde is really working for Lily Allen.

Loves. So much cuter than her old hair.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Go Frenchies!

My favorite stylish country, France, has decided to push a bill through French Parlement and Senate that will ban the promoting of extreme thin-ness in public. This includes magazines, websites, TV shows, celebrities, ect.

Hell yes. It's about time. It's illegal to promote crack cocaine in public, so why the hell isn't promoting anorexia illegal? Both things are addictive, and can kill you. I always knew I loved the French.

According to MSNBC, Didier Grumbach, the President of the French Federation of Couture:

“Never will we accept in our profession that a judge decides if a young girl is skinny or not skinny,” he said. “That doesn’t exist in the world, and it will certainly not exist in France.”

Whatevs Didier. Odds are you've never felt pressure to lose weight.

Vive Les Francais and their anti-ano law.

xoxo

Nicole

JLo Looks Horrible.

The face really says it all. "I took too much Clen, I'm starving, I'm wearing a yellow trashbag, and my vampire husband is dragging me out. Give me some champs and let me pass out".

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Drag Love

So, in my analphylactic allergy induced stupor I watched this movie again for the first time in ages. I got all warm and fuzzy just WATCHING Patrick, John and Wesley drag it up onscreen.

I love drag queens. If you read my blog, and you happen to be a fabulous queen, you're my new BFF.

Juile Newmar is SO statuesque.

xoxo

Nicole

I Know I Said I Never Want Children...

...but I would make an exception if I knew my child would be this rad.

xoxo

Nicole

Guest Posting Yo

I did a guest post on www.famousbeats.net about Proctor and Gamble's new "record label". Check it out and leave comments!



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Nicole

Marimekko For H&M

Finnish textile design house Marimekko is coming to an H&M near you. It's not a full-on collabo, it's more of a tribute by H&M to the legendary institution.

Marimekko became tots major in the US after Jackie O. bought some stuff from them to wear during the 1960 presidential campaign.

Click on the title of the post and check out WWWD for a full report of the upcoming designs, along with photos. Or, go to www.hm.com. Above is a pretty Marimekko print that I love.

xoxo

Nicole

Alien Best Friends.

"Best friendzzzz best friendzzzz are weeeeeee"

So, word on Dlisted is that Mistress Tommy doesn't like the fact that Katie and Posh are friends. Apparently, he blames Posh for Katie's extreme weight loss. She has been following Posh's 900 calorie a day eating plan to keep her weight down to ano-standards. Gross.

I'm pretty sure I eat twice that in a day. At least. No wonder they both look haggard as sin. This photo of Katie makes her look like she belongs on "Designing Women" circa 1990. Posh always looks frightening, so I'm used to it.

Please eat girls, if you die, who will I make fun of? Well, there's always Wonks.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted