Vending Machine Bliss

I totally stole this picture from Kill City. Just a heads up.

This sneaker vending machine is pure genius. I love it. It was created by Onitsuka Tiger, and first showed up on Carnaby street in London. It will continue to make appearances all around the UK.

There should be vending machines for all types of basic clothing. I mean, haven't you ever found yourself in an unfortunate sweaty pit situation, or perhaps with uncomfortably wet socks? If you were in a hurry, you could pop in your credit card and *boop* you'd get what you needed. I need this in my life.

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xoxo

Nicole

Safari Glamour

Sephora has just launched two totally presh new eyeshadow compacts in a very cute safari theme.

Giraffe and Zebra have shadows to complement warm and cool skin tones respectively, and were created to complement the limited edition Sephora Brand Giraffe Travel Bag Collection. Also very jungle sexy.

Click the title of this post for further details, and FYI, each kit retails for $26.00.

xoxo

Nicole

This Is So Horribly Innappropriate.

The last time I checked, I was able to apply lotion to my own bum region. If my short arms can do it, I think Brooke Hogan's Amazonian arms can do it.

I'm really deeply disturbed by The Hulk putting sunscreen on his child's bum. She's an adult, not a defiant four year old at the beach.

*shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: IDLYITW

Aggie at Coachella

photo: style.com

UPDATE. MIMI AND NICK CANNON ARE MARRIED!?

What? According again to Perez (don't judge, I know we hate him but he sometimes gets the good scoops) MiMi and Nick Cannon got married yesterday.

She must be preg. Or just being dumb. I hope she got an iron-clad prenup.

xoxo
Nicole

Sephora Gets On The Dirty Hair Bandwagon.

Sephora's blog has affirmed what I have been preaching forever. DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. It's so drying and not at all remotely good for your color.

Check out their blog post by clicking on the title of this post.

Pick up some dry shampoo friends. It will make over your life.

xoxo

Nicole

A USED RING?

Look VERY closely at this ring, and then look down one post to view MiMi's ring. SHOCKER. It's exactly the same ring.


So inappropriate and cheap.


According to Perez (yes, yes, I know I was boycotting but whatever) it IS the same ring. He has some super secret source or something. SCANDAL!


XOXO
Nicole

Engaged?

Nick Cannon apparently popped the question to MiMi, and she's got a big azz diamond to prove it. Nick Cannon? I don't know about that. MiMi can do better. Is an oil sheik somewhere looking for a wife? Mariah needs to be bathed in glamour constantly. I doubt very much that "Wild N Out" can provide Mariah with luxury.


I don't know if I buy it.


xoxo

Nicole

Someone Please Assist This Girl.

First I want to say that I really am such a giant Christina Ricci fan. I have loved her since wayyyy back in her Wednesday Addams days.

Howevs, last night in London she needed to pull it together. Someone please give her some assistance because this drunk look is neither alluring or classy.

Let this be a lesson girls. Too much booze does not a stunning beauty make.

xoxo

Nicole

photo: Dlisted

So Ready For This.

YAY! I LOVE MY GAYS!

Here's Jim Carrey and Rodrigo Santoro on the Miami set of "I Love You Phillip Morris". This is so exciting. First of all, I'll just reiterate that I suspect I may indeed be a gay man on the inside. Secondly, I love Jim Carrey in any and all forms. Third, if this is anything remotely like The Birdcage, I'll just die. I live for the scene when Albert comes out in full motherly drag.

The plot of the film centers around Jim Carrey's character and Ewan McGregor's character falling in love during their stint in prison as cellmates. Aw, prison love.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Confusing, Yet Glamourous

So, if Karl Lagerfeld were a serial killer, would this be his weapon of choice? Or, if Leatherface suddenly came out of the closet and developed a keen eye for tailoring he would choose this instead of his ratty old chainsaw?

Not sure. But I like it.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: From The Desk of Phyllis

Reading is Glamourous.

During my weekly perusal of Amazon, I came across this little gem of a book. It just came in the mail today and I am SO COMPLETELY READY to read it.

We all know I adore Marie Antoinette. In fact, I'm pretty sure I would have been her favorite at Versailles. We would have eaten bonbon's and bought shoes together. *sigh*. Why wasn't I born royal?

Anyway, "Queen of Fashion: What Marie Antoinette Wore To The Revolution" is full of pretty pictures of her gowns, and so far, seems to present a LUSH picture of the different fashions that MA was partial to.

I'll let you know how much I loved it when I finish.

Vive La France!

xoxo

Nicole

Makeup Brush Glamour

Everyone who knows me understands my obsession with makeup application implements.

Those lovelies at Sephora have come out with a brand new brush set that is sure to satisfy even the most discerning brush lovers.

The set includes:

"A Fan Brush, Blush Brush, Powder Brush, Concealer Brush, Contour Brush, Eyeshadow Brush, Small Eyeshadow Brush, Dual-Sided Brow Brush and Lash Comb, Angled Brow/Liner Brush, and a Lip Brush."

Annnnd as if that we're enough, the brushes are PINK. Presh.

Get all this at your local Sephora, or online for a mere $72.00. A steal when you consider it's worth $150.00. Plus, I can vouch for the quality. I have had the same five Sephora brushes for the past five years and they still work just as well as they did when I first bought them. So worth the money.

xoxo

Nicole

Are You Kidding Me.

Like my week hasn't been horrible enough already. Now I have to scrub vomit out of my carpet because I couldn't control myself upon viewing this.

So, to add to the disastrous trifecta of completely totaled car, no job prospects and failing self-esteem we have Heidi and Spencie being all patriotic-ish in front of the Washington Monument. Like these two even know what that is.

Gross. In case you're wondering, these two are Republicans. I won't say another word.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted