3.12.2008

OK Magazine Needs to Stop





Dear OK Magazine,

Could you please get a hard-on for someone else besides Britney?

Number one, we know her ass leaves the house. Just because she is not mindlessly driving between Rite-Aid and Starbucks for hours doesn't mean she's a "prisoner". So tots dramatic of you.

Number two, I'm soooo over your wannabe "breaking stories" and "exclusives". We all know your ass makes that shit up.

Love,

Nicole

You know there is no way this shit is true. Britney's too loaded on Xanax to even remember Justin.

xoxo

Nicole

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

if it really was an exclusive interview, couldn't they have brought a makeup & hair stylist to do her hair...it looks like a tranny mess.

Anonymous said...

that is a horribly photoshopped cover btw. i could do better than that shit.