Margaret Cho Is Amazing And Coming To A TV Near You.

God I love this woman. I love everything about her. She goes places in her acts that no one else dares to go, and I admire that so much.

Plus, the bit about her shitting her pants while on an all-fruit diet gets me every time.

The Cho's new show (aptly titled The Cho Show) will be premiering on VH1 August 21st. AKA: I will not pick up the phone if you call me. I'm sorry. Her midget assistant is far more entertaining than you.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: A Socialites Life

Tyra Banks Makes ANTM Look Like A Bad 60's Movie Poster

Wow. Take a good, long look at this. Do you see what I see? Ms. J in the background looking like Beyonce in Austin Powers Goldmember? Shit.

So, this is the new promo shot for America's Next Top Model "cycle" 11. I never liked that. "Cycle" sounds like menstrual cycle. It's season 11. Whatever. I want to know what kind of Hippie delusions Tyra was having when she chose this theme. You know she was thinking "This is going to start a revival! I want to make this season look like a multi-cultural acid trip on Portobello Road!

Notice how the only one not working the theme is Jay Manuel. The only look he has is gay seventies roller disco boy in ass-huggers.

xoxo
Nicole

Making The Band Three Season 3 Trailer: AKA: This Is What I'm Watching If I Ignore Your Calls

Ooooh snap. Danity Kane is back with the tranny weaves and busted eye makeup. I'm popping my kettle corn already.

I thought Diddy had a conversation with them regarding looking like dollar store hood rats? Aubrey must have had too much Aquanet and K-Y in her ears to hear him properly.

I'm ready to see Donnie Klang try to sing his Guido ass off, faux J.T style, and I'm definitely hoping for another appearance by Sevin.

But, the best part of this is... wait for it... wait for it... THE RETURN OF BOOM-KAT HERSELF, LAURIE ANN GIBSON!!! Jesus, hold me up.

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Nicole

I Love Money. AKA My New Reason To Live.

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This is the superteaser for "I Love Money", the new VH1 reality show that includes ladies and dudes from "Rock of Love", "Flavor of Love", and "I Love New York". The show puts them in teams and makes them compete in Real World/Road Rules Challenge-style events, with one winner getting $250,000. That can buy alot of Kool's and Vagasil.

Basically, this is going to be the sluttiest, most violent, foul-mouthed reality show ever to grace TV. I'll be watching every week.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Nicole

YES!

Thank you JesusBhuddaDaliLamaYahweh for hearing my prayers and answering them.

At last, a Drag Queen reality competition.

RuPaul will be hosting a new competition reality series on LOGO to find America's next favorite drag queen. GLAMOUR! There is going to be a whole lot of weaves, glitter, Vaseline and duct tape. I can't wait.

The photo above is a screen shot from the website, where visitors can vote for their fave glamour mistress.

I feel suddenly inspired to backcomb my hair and draw stars on my eyelids with eyeliner.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Towleroad

I Love To Hate These Bitches.

First of all, Photoshop award of the year to whoever airbrushed the shit out of this photos.

If you haven't been watching The Real Housewives of New York City you are missing out on a perfect opportunity to get out all your catty remarks out on people who will never hear them. I can't believe some of these hos are so rich because they look like shit.

Vive Le Countess De Lesseps and her children with headlice, and Vive Alex's wierd bleach blonde trailer park hair.

9pm, Tuesdays on Bravo.

xoxo

Nicole

I Wish This Was a Real TV Show.

Just watch this. I have nothing to say, other than I hope this will one day be a real TV show. Just click play on the little box to watch.


VIDEO: DLISTED
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Nicole

I've Died and Gone to TV Heaven.

Get ready... wait for it... wait for it... Posh is in talks to star in a new reality show for FOX modeled after "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" called "Fashion Nightmares."

According to Dlisted:

"They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape."

This will be mayjah on so many levels. Posh in hick towns will be better than watching a fucking speeding train smashing into Heidi and Spencer. Ok, that was a little violent.

xoxo

Nicole

Look At This Fierceness

Look at this fierceness. Here is Christian and his winning model at the wrap party for Project Runway last night. They look amazing and I want to be best friends with Christian.

xoxo

Nicole

CHRISTIAN WINS PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

TEAM FIERCE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

VBECKS said she wants to wear his clothes!!!

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Nicole

TEAM FIERCE!

I'm watching the countdown clock on Bravo right now. T minus 12:14 untill the PR finale. Christian better win this shit. Although, Rami's collection really appeals to me also.

Team Fierce!

xoxo

Nicole

UPDATE: CHRISTIAN'S COLLECTION WAS ALL SORTS OF FIERCE. He has GOT to win.

THE DOG IS BACK

Thank you Jesus for this. I have not had NEARLY enough big ass blonde mullets in my life since the Chapmans went away. I can hardly wait to watch Beth chase down crackheads in her lucite heels. I can smell the Aquanet and Virginia Slims from here.

The Dog and clan will be back on A&E no premier date has been set yet. You can bet I'll be making a paper chain for this shiz too.

xoxo

Nicole

They'll Clean Your House and Spank You With a Wooden Spoon

Kim and Aggie are the HBIC's for BBC Channel 4's "How Clean is Your House?". They invade the homes of filthy bitches across the UK and whip them into shape. I'm tots (totally) OCD about cleanliness yet I can't help but watch in sheer horror as they scrape dried shat off of people's toilets. It's a trainwreck, yet I can't look away.

Plus, Kim's hair is sheer glamour.

xoxo
Nicole