Making The Band Three Season 3 Trailer: AKA: This Is What I'm Watching If I Ignore Your Calls

Ooooh snap. Danity Kane is back with the tranny weaves and busted eye makeup. I'm popping my kettle corn already.

I thought Diddy had a conversation with them regarding looking like dollar store hood rats? Aubrey must have had too much Aquanet and K-Y in her ears to hear him properly.

I'm ready to see Donnie Klang try to sing his Guido ass off, faux J.T style, and I'm definitely hoping for another appearance by Sevin.

But, the best part of this is... wait for it... wait for it... THE RETURN OF BOOM-KAT HERSELF, LAURIE ANN GIBSON!!! Jesus, hold me up.

xoxo
Nicole

Best Outfits Ever.

If you don't read Crunk and Disorderly, there is something wrong with your head. They have posted quite a prom crunktacular over there and this couple that has integrated swimwear with straight jacket glamour is my personal fave.

For more ghetto prom tragedies, visit C&D, and tell Fresh I sent you.

xoxo

Nicole

Sisters.

Here's Christina A. looking like Kelly Bundy's long lost sister at LAX in Vegas. Doesn't she have a child? I feel like I see her out alone getting her club on more than I see her doing family stuff. BALANCE Xtina, it's all about BALANCE.

Thoughts on Xtina's look?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: DLISTED

GODDESS BUNNY!

Sorry I was gone for so long. I still love you. Some interesting developments have occured in my life, and I had to think them over.

So, to come back with a giant BANG, here is a video of our fave tranny, Goddess Bunny. God. She could not get more creepy.

xoxo

Nicole

I Love Money. AKA My New Reason To Live.

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This is the superteaser for "I Love Money", the new VH1 reality show that includes ladies and dudes from "Rock of Love", "Flavor of Love", and "I Love New York". The show puts them in teams and makes them compete in Real World/Road Rules Challenge-style events, with one winner getting $250,000. That can buy alot of Kool's and Vagasil.

Basically, this is going to be the sluttiest, most violent, foul-mouthed reality show ever to grace TV. I'll be watching every week.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Nicole

Amanda Lepore's Glamour Is Frightening.

Here's Amanda Lepore in Vienna. Staring at her is like staring directly into the sun. You aren't supposed to do it because it can blind you, but you can't help but try once or twice.

Her fierce glamour is frightening.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted. I love you Michael K.

Olivia Newton John's Kid Is a Big Ass Mess

Chloe Lattanzi "Rock The Cradle" 04/17/08
by TheDlisted

Omg. Chloe is a cross between early nineties C. Love and Amanda Lepore.

She is always writhing on the ground, and ALWAYS has mascara running down her face. I want to scrub her with an eyemakuep remover pad.

Please watch her butcher her mother's classic: "I Honestly Love You." I like the idea of a rocking version, but let's get someone more talented on that, OK?

xoxo

Nicole

Classy.

I Love My Gays.

Now, some of you hate Chrissy. I don't hate her, it's more like I have a love-hate relationship with her. I her videos with the same sick fascination that I would reserve for horror movies during the bloody parts.

Minus the over-acting, this video is sooooo true.

Where my gays at???

Holler.

xoxo

Nicole

I Love These Trannys

I am not ashamed. I watch "Making the Band" every Monday and I love that shit. I have followed these bitches since before Aubrey was a whore.

Here is the new video for the DK single "Damaged" from the new album, "Welcome to the Dollhouse". More like welcome to the whorehouse. But, in a good way. They are like the kind of whores I want to be friends with.

We show stoppin'.

xoxo

Nicole

Goddess Bunny

I'm a grown woman and I really had to force myself to watch this video the whole way through. I was honestly scared.

Watch it if you can stand being creeped out, there is no blood or gore, nothing perverted. Just a creepy person. Click the title of the post to view the YouTube page. I didn't even want to embed it on my site because that shit would give me nightmares.

xoxo
Nicole

I Wish This Was a Real TV Show.

Just watch this. I have nothing to say, other than I hope this will one day be a real TV show. Just click play on the little box to watch.


VIDEO: DLISTED
xoxo
Nicole

Good Mornnnnninggggg

It's Chrissy bitch.

I just thought you'd like to see some glamour this morning, before the monotony of your day takes over.

Photo: I'm Not Obsessed

Coco is So Classy.

The epitome of class, Coco showed up to the Children Uniting Nations Oscar party looking like a sweet classy sophisticated lady. That outfit is so chic, I'm sure Valentino will come out of retirement to make a collection inspired by it. She'll be his muse.

I hope you can smell the sarcasm, because I'm not sure I can lay it on any thicker.

Anyway, at least her nipples are covered.