4.15.2008

Go Frenchies!



My favorite stylish country, France, has decided to push a bill through French Parlement and Senate that will ban the promoting of extreme thin-ness in public. This includes magazines, websites, TV shows, celebrities, ect.

Hell yes. It's about time. It's illegal to promote crack cocaine in public, so why the hell isn't promoting anorexia illegal? Both things are addictive, and can kill you. I always knew I loved the French.

According to MSNBC, Didier Grumbach, the President of the French Federation of Couture:

“Never will we accept in our profession that a judge decides if a young girl is skinny or not skinny,” he said. “That doesn’t exist in the world, and it will certainly not exist in France.”



Whatevs Didier. Odds are you've never felt pressure to lose weight.


Vive Les Francais and their anti-ano law.

xoxo
Nicole

JLo Looks Horrible.



The face really says it all. "I took too much Clen, I'm starving, I'm wearing a yellow trashbag, and my vampire husband is dragging me out. Give me some champs and let me pass out".

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

4.14.2008

Drag Love


So, in my analphylactic allergy induced stupor I watched this movie again for the first time in ages. I got all warm and fuzzy just WATCHING Patrick, John and Wesley drag it up onscreen.


I love drag queens. If you read my blog, and you happen to be a fabulous queen, you're my new BFF.


Juile Newmar is SO statuesque.

xoxo
Nicole

I Know I Said I Never Want Children...



...but I would make an exception if I knew my child would be this rad.

xoxo

Nicole

4.13.2008

Guest Posting Yo

I did a guest post on www.famousbeats.net about Proctor and Gamble's new "record label". Check it out and leave comments!



xoxo
Nicole

Marimekko For H&M


Finnish textile design house Marimekko is coming to an H&M near you. It's not a full-on collabo, it's more of a tribute by H&M to the legendary institution.

Marimekko became tots major in the US after Jackie O. bought some stuff from them to wear during the 1960 presidential campaign.

Click on the title of the post and check out WWWD for a full report of the upcoming designs, along with photos. Or, go to www.hm.com. Above is a pretty Marimekko print that I love.

xoxo
Nicole

Alien Best Friends.


"Best friendzzzz best friendzzzz are weeeeeee"

So, word on Dlisted is that Mistress Tommy doesn't like the fact that Katie and Posh are friends. Apparently, he blames Posh for Katie's extreme weight loss. She has been following Posh's 900 calorie a day eating plan to keep her weight down to ano-standards. Gross.

I'm pretty sure I eat twice that in a day. At least. No wonder they both look haggard as sin. This photo of Katie makes her look like she belongs on "Designing Women" circa 1990. Posh always looks frightening, so I'm used to it.


Please eat girls, if you die, who will I make fun of? Well, there's always Wonks.

xoxo
Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted