In Case Your Prayers Haven't Been Answered Lately...

...you can reach Jesus on the interwebs. More specifically, MySpace. Yes. You heard me, the site populated by desperate emo children and horny teens with naked pictures is now home to the Lord.

Let's hope he doesn't have any naked photos. That would just be weird.

xoxo

Nicole

Update on Linda Hogan's Boyfriend Charley Hill

First of all, class of 2007? I am FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN THIS GUY. I am old. Wow.

Apparently, Linda Hogan's new man Charley Hill was actually a friend of her son Nick's. They played sports together, and Charley was an altar boy at the Hogan's church.

Ewwww Linda. Get it together. This is embarrassing for you.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: TMZ

Just Incase You Didn't Belive Me.

Here's a young hulk. Compare and contrast to Linda's new BF below. Thoughts?

xoxo
Nicole

Colin Farrell Must Be Hungry

This is so sad. Where oh where has my beautiful Colin gone? Where oh where can he be?

The Sun is reporting that the reason for Colin's drastic weightloss is his role in the upcoming film, "Triage".

He looks like he needs an Ensure and a cheeseburger, STAT. I don't want to see any movie where he looks like this.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

The Duggars Must Be Nuts.

If you don't know the Duggar story already, PLEASE for the love of god watch this.

While they seem nice enough, something isn't right with a woman who is willing to punish her body by having that many children, and something isn't right with her husband being OK with it.

They creep me out, yet I can't look away. I admit it, I watch their TV specials.

xoxo
Nicole

This Is So Horribly Innappropriate.

The last time I checked, I was able to apply lotion to my own bum region. If my short arms can do it, I think Brooke Hogan's Amazonian arms can do it.

I'm really deeply disturbed by The Hulk putting sunscreen on his child's bum. She's an adult, not a defiant four year old at the beach.

*shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: IDLYITW

AHHHHHHHHHH

Are you afraid? Crying?

The Bogdanov brothers are French talk show hosts, scientists, and all around hot pieces. Incase you can't tell, they are also obsessed with plastic surgery.

xoxo

Nicole

I'm Terrified.

How terrfied are you right now.

I am about to cry and curl into the fetal position.

This is one of the Olsen trolls at a wedding. Apparently they did not want their pictures taken so they decided to wear masks. Something seems contradictory to me about that. You don't want to be photographed but yet you make yourself look even more creepy than you usually look?

Ish. This is so weird.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Anna Nicole Movie

Here is the official trailer for the new Anna Nicole movie starring Amanda Willaford, AKA Willa Ford. Yes that's right bitches, that's her real name. This looks so creepy and low budg. She even sounds like Anna. *shudder*