Margaret Cho Is Amazing And Coming To A TV Near You.

God I love this woman. I love everything about her. She goes places in her acts that no one else dares to go, and I admire that so much.

Plus, the bit about her shitting her pants while on an all-fruit diet gets me every time.

The Cho's new show (aptly titled The Cho Show) will be premiering on VH1 August 21st. AKA: I will not pick up the phone if you call me. I'm sorry. Her midget assistant is far more entertaining than you.

xoxo
Nicole

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Be Warned. This Is Empowering Yet Slightly Inappropriate

Enjoy.

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Nicole

Star Jones and Big Gay Al Decided To Stop The Charade.

Star's tired of being subjected to Big Gay Al's pathetic attempts at straightness. The pair has filed for divorce. Shocker.

You go Star. Even though you're annoying as fuck.

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Nicole

Go Frenchies!

My favorite stylish country, France, has decided to push a bill through French Parlement and Senate that will ban the promoting of extreme thin-ness in public. This includes magazines, websites, TV shows, celebrities, ect.

Hell yes. It's about time. It's illegal to promote crack cocaine in public, so why the hell isn't promoting anorexia illegal? Both things are addictive, and can kill you. I always knew I loved the French.

According to MSNBC, Didier Grumbach, the President of the French Federation of Couture:

“Never will we accept in our profession that a judge decides if a young girl is skinny or not skinny,” he said. “That doesn’t exist in the world, and it will certainly not exist in France.”

Whatevs Didier. Odds are you've never felt pressure to lose weight.

Vive Les Francais and their anti-ano law.

xoxo

Nicole

Spring Cleaning

Taking the term "spring cleaning" to a whole new level, Brit has decide to dump Adnan's disgusting ass after she found sexy texts from some hoochie on his iPhone. This news is courtesy of the British media, who claim that she then threw his iPhone in a pool. That shit is funny.

Good riddance Adnan. One step closer back to glamour Brit!!!

xoxo

Nicole

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