Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Getting Married?

The Daily Star and my personal Jesus Michael K. are reporting that LiLo and SamRo are planning a July wedding at DOLLYWOOD! Yes, I said DOLLYWOOD!!!!!

The thought of these two getting married amongst the country-ness and fried food is too much for me. I'm so excited.

Side note: Lindsay Lohan is obviously the "starlet being courted by the major weeklies to come out exclusively to them" being written about in every blind item column on the Internet.

Good for them. I had best receive an invitation. I'll rat my hair and wear a gingham dress.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

UPDATE. MIMI AND NICK CANNON ARE MARRIED!?

What? According again to Perez (don't judge, I know we hate him but he sometimes gets the good scoops) MiMi and Nick Cannon got married yesterday.

She must be preg. Or just being dumb. I hope she got an iron-clad prenup.

xoxo
Nicole

Engaged?

Nick Cannon apparently popped the question to MiMi, and she's got a big azz diamond to prove it. Nick Cannon? I don't know about that. MiMi can do better. Is an oil sheik somewhere looking for a wife? Mariah needs to be bathed in glamour constantly. I doubt very much that "Wild N Out" can provide Mariah with luxury.


I don't know if I buy it.


xoxo

Nicole