Posh Is Wearing Beck's Jeans.

What in the crazy hell is Posh doing?! She is wearing a TSHIRT! AND FLIP FLOPS! AND HER HUSBAND'S JEANS!

Should I be concerned? I mean, this is the woman who wrote "That Extra Half An Inch" referring to HEELS. Those flip flops look like my nasty college shower flip flops. *shudder*

ugh. The fashion apocalypse is officially here.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

More Proof That Anorexia Destroys Your Looks.

God. How old is she. 50?

Joan Collins, is that you?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Lainey

What Kind Of Look Is This.

D and V Becks hit up the MET's Costume Institute Gala yesterday looking like this.

David Beckham looks flawless as per the usual. Howevs, WHAT IS VICTORIA WEARING. That looks like my Nana's housedress. Can that actually be Armani? It looks like it was made out of curtain. The look is really bad but the extreme thin-ness is worse.

ugh. In my infected state I do not need to be looking at her.

xoxo
Nicole

Sweet Vindication

DBecks likes a little junk in the trunk. Thank you Jesus. I knew it! I'm loving that this cheerleader is hippy as hell and he is loving it. David, I too was blessed with a booty. Please come view mine whenever you wish.

Alas, we did find out he liked a little more T and A when he had an affair with Rebecca Loos.

Posh, let this be a clue for you to start eating.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: TMZ