I'm Not Sure What To Say

Wino and Petey made this You Tube vid and I'm seriously disturbed. In case you can't tell, those are tiny baby mice they are holding in their crack dirt covered hands. This is so horribly sad.

xoxo

Nicole

Together Again

*sigh*.

This is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. Amy and Petey got together again yesterday night. I want them to breed. Their baby would be born with a crack hive and the shakes. And Petey's love for kittens.

I wonder how BLLLLAAAKEEEE INCARCERATEDDDDD feels about this. I want to see him fight Petey, medieval style with swords for Amy's love and favour. Yes, I said favour. I had to keep it Olde English for you.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

This Worries Me.

I can take a lot of crazy. Really, I can. I was born into a gene pool of crazy, and nurtured by an environment of crazy. Anyone who has ever seen my mother, grandmother, and I together can attest to this.

This however, is on a whole new level. You know your life really sucks when I can't even make fun of you anymore. I can't even tease about this photo because it's so terribly concerning.

Amy, you need some rehab, Sicilian Chicken Noodle Soup, and a hug. I'm good for all three.

Get help girl.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

Are We Really Suprised?

Heidi Fleiss is on meth. Are we shocked? No.

Selling hookers to famous men for a living takes it's toll on a bitch, that's for sure. Heidi is going to join the cast of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab 2.

I loved that show. I lived for Daniel Baldwin's inappropriate messages to Mary Carey.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted