Pamela Anderson Is So Classy And Fresh-Faced.

Here's Pammy looking like the classy version of your favorite local Denny's waitress at a recent event in Las Vegas.

I mean, wow. When I dream of beauty, this is the vision that comes to me.

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Nicole

Pam and Tommy Are Back Together

Tommy is the dirtiest of the dirty but ooooh weee what I wouldn't give to get next to that. I don't even care about the hep, or the herp. I would just like to break me off some Tommy. When I die I want to be buried with a blow up Tommy doll.

Anyway, Pam and Tommy are apparently back together, as they should be. Honestly, seeing either of them with another person makes me seethe with anger because they are meant to be together. Like Bert and Ernie. Or Erbert and Gerbert.

Rolling Stone has the exclusive, check it out.

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Nicole

Nicole

What.

In case you can't make it out in this photo, Funbags Anderson has big ass bruises on her arms. She was on Craig Ferguson last night and he was like "wtf is this shit" and she proceeded to explain.... wait for it.... wait.......


that she was attacked by leeches when she was nine years old and her bruises are from that incedent.

Right. and Wino's crackface is really "impetigo".

Here's the truth bitches. I'm from the north. I have had a leech stuck to me after swimming in a lake. it's like nothing at all. It does not cause bruises that last 100 years. Tell no one I admit to that.

So, there is no way in hell her fucked up arm is from that. Thoughts on what it's from?

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Nicole