I'm Baaaaaaaaaack

What better way to welcome you all back to my little slice of the internets than by posting a picture of Katie "I'm normal I swear!" Cruise (Holmes.), her big gayelle husband and alien baby celebrating our country's independence from those British prudes.

Homegirl looks SICK. Like, someone needs to stop the vegetable oil and niacin cleanses because her liver is about to go on a permanent vaycay. She must have permanent diahree. Nast.

In case you're wondering, the move went well. I am now a certified beach bum. I have an ankle bracelet and everything. Don't judge. I'm bringing it back. My posts may be infrequent for the next few days, but I'm back and ready to rage.

Let the gossip commence!

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

IM MOVING!

I'm going to continue to be M.I.A. for a while, probs until after the Fourth of July. I am moving to Boca Raton, to work like a grown up. Moving cross country is an epic process and basically hell. I promise loads of great updates and info when I return.

In the meantime, check out my links to satisfy your gossip needs.

xoxo
Nicole

AHHHHH.

Best. Book. Ever. And I'm not just saying that because Joel left a comment on my Philosophy Soda Fountain post. Although that was very exciting. I felt very important. Oh how I feel old popularity issues washing over me.

You need to read Swish. You'll alternately laugh and ponder serious questions, which is an odd yet somehow deeply satisfying combination.

Visit Joel's website also. It's great.

xoxo

Nicole

Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema.

I'm going to be serious right now. This is very sad. According to her father Mitch, Amy is in the hosipital where she has been told that she is suffering from emphysema.

According to The Daily Mail:

"In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice."

The article goes on to say that Amy could also end up in a wheelchair within a month if she does not follow medical advice by quitting crack and ciggarettes.

Mitch told The Daily Mail that "‘With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity."

He also said that she is resolved to kick drugs once and for all, and that suprisingly, Blake has vowed to do the same. He has even asked for arrangements to be made to send him to rehab after he is released from jail.

Good luck Amy. Please get well. I know I tease about her, but she truly is one of the great talents of our time.

xoxo

Nicole

50 Cent Is Coming To a Drive Thru Near You.

"What up Taco Bell how ya doin today, 79 cent is my name for the day...tacos chalupas gorditas oh my love it so much it makes me wanna cry"

Ok, my lame ass attempt at rap is over. You can breathe. In all seriousness, according to allhiphop.com:

"To promote its new “Why Pay More” value menu, Taco Bell sent 50 Cent an offer letter obtained by AllHipHop.com, asking him to change his name to either 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent for one day this summer.

Taco Bell Corp. President Greg Creed, who made the proposal in a letter written to 50 Cent's agent, also wrote that his company would make a $10,000 donation to a charity of the New York native's choice, if he accepts the request.

As part of the deal, 50 Cent would also have to make an appearance at any Taco Bell location around the country he chooses and rap his order in the drive thru with his new name."

Oh my sweet god. So, slinging chalupas is pretty street I guess. Look out for the bullet-proof one at a Taco Hell near you.

xoxo

Nicole

Philosophy "The Soda Fountain"

One of my fave brands of all time, Philosophy, has come out with yet another amazing line of products. "The Soda Fountain" collection consists of Root Beer, Cherry Cola, and Fruit Punch scents. Sounds amaz.

What's great about these products is that not only smell amazing, but they also work amazingly well and keep your skin silky smooth.

Visit Sephora to purchase these lovelies.

xoxo,

Nicole

Sisters.

Any uncanny resemblance was brought to my attention today. Goddess Bunny definitely looks like Wino and vice versa. Scary.

xoxo

Nicole