Going Bye Bye

So, running a real fully functioning blog is just... really too much for me right now. I'm getting frown lines and bags under my eyes. It's not cute. Between the blogs I run for work, and just generally being fabulous, I don't have the time.

Howevs, I remain committed to providing you with snark and sass via my microblog on TUMBLR and TWITTER. It's just easier on those sites.

Here are the addresses for both:

http://nicoleelise.tumblr.com/

http://twitter.com/NicoleElise

I'm not getting rid of New Obsesh quite yet, but we are on indefinite hiatus until I can figure out how to basically do everything all the time.

So please visit me on Tumblr and Twitter, and link my Microblog!

xoxo
Nicole

Why Does DK Always Look SO HARD?!?!

Lawd. Why do these ladies always look so hard in the face. They remind me of 45 year old barflies. Like the kind of women you see trying so HARD shopping in the juniors section at Macy's.

Get over it. You're old.

Also - Auberella, please do us all a favor and keep up with your hair maintenance. If I have to look at your roots one more time...

I will still watch them though. Every week.

xoxo
Nicole

PHOTO: Just Jared.

Alien Baby, Meet Your Future Sister.

"This is what mommy is going to stuff up her shirt for the next nine months until we can purchase you a REAL sister."



Either that, or they could ask George Lucas to build one. We know that bitch is good at building robots. He probs runs the Scientology stepford wife factory.




xoxo
Nicole

Observations On The Return of Mistress Boom Kat

Sheeeeeessss backkkkkkkk!

BOOM... KAT BOOM KAT! Let's work!

So, we are 45 minutes into the first ep of the new season of Making the Band. AKA my reason to live.

Mistress Boom Kat is back in full effect and has so far called everyone either muff, peanut, or some variation.

I can't wait to see what other epic phrases she comes up with.

xoxo
Nicole

Drunk Blogging About Michael Phelps.

I'm trying a new thing. Drinking alone and blogging. Sounds delish and glamorous doesn't it? Not really, but until I can see my gay husbands Tyler and Jordan there really is no one worth wasting my expensive booze on. I am not a cheap drunk. That would be ridiculous.

Currently, I am sipping some MOET and wondering what it would be like to be royal.

God, I would make an excellent princess. Speaking of riches and gorgeousness. Check out sweet Michael Phelps above. God, can I PLEASE have his children. I don't care that he has Gomer Pyle face, I would hit it. He won like his five thousandth gold medal today. Whoopee. Get me a diamond tennis bracelet and I'll be impressed.


xoxo
Nicole

Wino Is No Longer Just A Beautiful Mess...

...she has full-on entered ugly as sin tragedy train wreck stage. Soooooo sad. If anyone can work the Camden Junkie-Chic look it's her, but this is like Sid and Nancy in the Chelsea Hotel covered in their own vomit ugly.

In case you are wondering, the tragic photo above is from her recent performance at The V Festival.

I'm officially on Wino Death Watch.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

Alien Baby Is Growing Up So Fast.

Only Zenu's chosen ones would walk down the street looking like an Annie L. photograph.

Alien Baby is growing up so fast and is clearly learning that the quicker she grows up, the quicker she can get the hell out of the horror show that is her life.

Loving the dress on her, loving the whole look. She had better become estranged from them in her thirties and write a tell-all. DO IT SURI, THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

xoxo
Nicole