So, I was patrolling Dlisted, minding my own business when suddenly I am confronted with the news that fucking ROSEANNE had vajizzle tightening surgery.
WHAT? I am so disgusted. I thought that shit was reserved for porn stars that spend one too many years getting pounded by guys with names like "Johnson McWoody" and "Rod Rammer". Ew. Take care of your vajay ladies, lest it end up hanging to your knees. Do your kegels, and most importantly learn to say "NO, I HAVE A HEADACHE" from time to time.
WHAT? I am so disgusted. I thought that shit was reserved for porn stars that spend one too many years getting pounded by guys with names like "Johnson McWoody" and "Rod Rammer". Ew. Take care of your vajay ladies, lest it end up hanging to your knees. Do your kegels, and most importantly learn to say "NO, I HAVE A HEADACHE" from time to time.
utterly filty.
xoxo
Nicole
Photo: Dlisted.
1 comment:
i did like the names you came up with. Rod Rammer is my fav.
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