50 Cent Is Coming To a Drive Thru Near You.

"What up Taco Bell how ya doin today, 79 cent is my name for the day...tacos chalupas gorditas oh my love it so much it makes me wanna cry"

Ok, my lame ass attempt at rap is over. You can breathe. In all seriousness, according to allhiphop.com:

"To promote its new “Why Pay More” value menu, Taco Bell sent 50 Cent an offer letter obtained by AllHipHop.com, asking him to change his name to either 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent for one day this summer.

Taco Bell Corp. President Greg Creed, who made the proposal in a letter written to 50 Cent's agent, also wrote that his company would make a $10,000 donation to a charity of the New York native's choice, if he accepts the request.

As part of the deal, 50 Cent would also have to make an appearance at any Taco Bell location around the country he chooses and rap his order in the drive thru with his new name."

Oh my sweet god. So, slinging chalupas is pretty street I guess. Look out for the bullet-proof one at a Taco Hell near you.

xoxo

Nicole

Linda Hogan's New Boyfriend...

...looks like a senior in highschool. What the hell is it with this family and thinning, bottle blonde hair and horrible orange leathery skin? Ew. I respect the need for a summer haircolor and tan, but this is just gross. What's even more entertaining, is that this dude looks like a young hulk hogan. Trust. Google that shit.

Linda took her boytoy to the opening party for the Palms Palace Hotel in Las Vegas where they freak-danced the night away. *shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: MICHAEL K AND DLISTED!!

Daisy From Rock of Love Obviously Hasn't Had Her Fill of STD's.

Dear Daisy,

God, you are so disgusting. Aren't you sick of looking like a ghetto muppet? That aside, I have to tell you girl, fire your plastic surgeon and get off your obsession with rockers. It's not healthy. We all love musicians, but you seem to have a keen radar that attracts you to the skeeviest. Yuck.

Love,

Nicole

Daisy and Dave Navarro were photographed coming out of some bar in WeHo last night. Suprise suprise. What an upgrade for her and a severe downgrade for him. Love you Carmen.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Hot Ginge Plugget

My man is a hard core Pittsburgh Penguins fan. In case you don't know, they are currently in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Alas, I have spent an inordinate amount of time watching Versus. The hot piece above is Brian Engblom, a commentator for Versus.

I have christened his haircut a Plugget. That's because he has hair plugs, and a mullet. He's also a ginge, which makes this look extra unforch.

Just thought I should share. Whenever you feel you are having a bad hair day, think of this man and smile.

xoxo

Nicole

Together Again

*sigh*.

This is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. Amy and Petey got together again yesterday night. I want them to breed. Their baby would be born with a crack hive and the shakes. And Petey's love for kittens.

I wonder how BLLLLAAAKEEEE INCARCERATEDDDDD feels about this. I want to see him fight Petey, medieval style with swords for Amy's love and favour. Yes, I said favour. I had to keep it Olde English for you.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Oh No.

This is just too much for me. I have a sensitive stomach.

Last night these two decided to swap cooties outside her house. *shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

In My Horribly Ill State, This Did Not Help.

I'm delirious and having fever dreams and THIS is not helping. Looking at this right now reminds me of when I had pneumonia, took NyQuil, and watched the Wizard of OZ.

Apparently, he's going to rehab again. Shocker.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Carmine Gotti Looks Crazy.

I know I'm supposed to like, support fellow Italians but ICK. This is some terrible music. Also, I feel the need to point out that the facial hair looks like it was drawn on with his mother's eyeliner. *shudder*

I'm so glad I'm Sicilian.

xoxo

Nicole

Meat Panties.

So, after running out of "shocking" photoshoot ideas for the girls on ANTM, Tyra decided to just go for disgusting. I'm kind of over her photoshoot ideas. I never watch ANTM anyway. I used too, but now it's just boring.

The model above is wearing meat panties. Seriously. The whole concept behind this shoot was like "meatlocker chic". Somewhere in rural America, the next Ed Gein has stockpiled these for porn. sick. These photos aren't even artistic.

Big ups to my rural peeps though, no offense ment by that.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED

Dear Ashton, Go Fuck Yourself.

The Avril pregnancy rumor was just another part of Asshole Kutcher's stupid new reality show "Pop Fiction". Incase you didn't know, "Pop Fiction" is exactly like PUNKED except Celebrities punk the paparazzi with different stunts, who in turn, report it to us. Apparently, Avril put on a fake baby bump and went shopping for baby clothes in LA. Like I give a flying fuck if that ratty looking lady and her washed-up husband want to procreate.

Ashton, get a new idea for a TV show. PUNKED is over, "punking" people is over. All you did was take PUNKED and put a new spin on it. I'm bored with you. Aren't your fifteen minutes up yet? Go home to Mommy, er.. I mean your wife.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED.

Are These Two Going to Get Married?

What. Are these two about to get married?

That's the word on the internets bitches! God, I hate this picture of them. All the food in front of them makes me want ot be sick. Probably because I'm detoxing and anything that isn't broth turns my stomach. Look at all that red meat in front of Evan. Ew. Like Evan eats any of that anyway. She's like "no, I'll just have the Clenbuterol... er I mean fish."

Apparently, on the set of her new film "The Wrestler" she is sporting some serious bling on her ring finger. And by bling I mean two bats eyes with a human skull fragment in the middle.

These two crazies are 19 years apart, it would be Manson's second marriage and Evan's first. I used to love ERW too. Until Manson fugged her up.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: In Case You Didn't Know

Sweet Jesus

If you ho's don't read Crunk and Disorderly (http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/) you def (definitely) should. Like I said earlier, I have some serious hip hop in me, and I go there for my daily dose of all things crunk.

While perusing the posts today, I came across a beauty about how my fave hood rat Trina is going to.... wait for it..... START HER OWN "COUTURE" CLOTHING LINE.

Some info from the website www.shoptrina.com:

Trina, hip hops ultra sexy diva has done it again! Trina may be known for being Hip Hop’s ‘Baddest Chick,’ but the Slip-N-Slide recording artist’s got enough style and heart to catapult herself into icon status. When it comes to fashion and style Trina has always been a trend setter. With her unique style and an appreciation of what women want, Trina will debut her Pink Diamond Couture clothing line for Spring 2008. Her high quality jeans are emblazoned with her signature logo on the back pockets. Imagine jeans with details such as leather, python and crystals. To add a personal touch to her line the collection comes with a Tattoo that is uniquely Trina’s. No detail is overlooked in the fabric, as well as design. The fit and styling are a sexy new look in the world of fashion.

“I have always imagined a clothing line that was high quality that I could offer to my fans. I Love the way the jeans fit and feel. I spent a lot of time creating special details that are fresh and unique. The best part they look really expensive but are priced right.”

Ugh. hand me the puke bucket. I'm envisioning clothes that harken back to her days as a stripper. I imagine there will be alot of strech denim and velour involved.