Drunk Blogging About Michael Phelps.

I'm trying a new thing. Drinking alone and blogging. Sounds delish and glamorous doesn't it? Not really, but until I can see my gay husbands Tyler and Jordan there really is no one worth wasting my expensive booze on. I am not a cheap drunk. That would be ridiculous.

Currently, I am sipping some MOET and wondering what it would be like to be royal.

God, I would make an excellent princess. Speaking of riches and gorgeousness. Check out sweet Michael Phelps above. God, can I PLEASE have his children. I don't care that he has Gomer Pyle face, I would hit it. He won like his five thousandth gold medal today. Whoopee. Get me a diamond tennis bracelet and I'll be impressed.


xoxo
Nicole

I'm Baaaaaaaaaack

What better way to welcome you all back to my little slice of the internets than by posting a picture of Katie "I'm normal I swear!" Cruise (Holmes.), her big gayelle husband and alien baby celebrating our country's independence from those British prudes.

Homegirl looks SICK. Like, someone needs to stop the vegetable oil and niacin cleanses because her liver is about to go on a permanent vaycay. She must have permanent diahree. Nast.

In case you're wondering, the move went well. I am now a certified beach bum. I have an ankle bracelet and everything. Don't judge. I'm bringing it back. My posts may be infrequent for the next few days, but I'm back and ready to rage.

Let the gossip commence!

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

Short Break

Hello my darling kittens.

I need to take a short blog hiatus for a few more days. I am in the middle of some epic life changes and need some time to process. Between the freelance writing I'm doing and a possible move in the works I need to just...THINK.

I'm soooooorrrryyyyyy and I hope you don't hate me. I'll be back Saturday in full swing.

xoxo
Nicole

I'm Baaaaaaaack

Hello darlings.

I took a few days off to graduate and do job-related ish.

I'll be back tomorrow morning in full force, I need to recover from some serious jet lag. Until then, let me leave you with this classic photo of my favorite fallen pop angel, Britney Spears. Remember when she looked like this? *epic sigh*

I'll be using this photo as "holy shit I'm moving to a warm climate and need to workout" motivation.

xoxo

Nicole

Party Time!

Happy Graduation to me!

Please enjoy this lovely photo of Marie Antionette to celebrate. Let's all break out the cake and champs!

xoxo

Nicole

I Have The Bubonic Plague.

Ok, not really. But I am really horribly ill and it's god awful. I was googling around looking for a suitable "sick face" to put on this post, and I came across this amazing Mr. Yuck PSA. Mr. Yuck scared the living hell out of me as a child. so creepy.

Enjoy. I'll be sleeping.

xoxo

Nicole

Guest Posting Yo

I did a guest post on www.famousbeats.net about Proctor and Gamble's new "record label". Check it out and leave comments!



xoxo
Nicole

Mental Health Day

I needed a mental health day today. Lots more posts tomorrow. Promise. Untill then, eat on this new pic of NKOTB. Sigh. They look kind of dreamy don't they.

xoxo

Nicole

A Spoon Full of Miley Helps Life Go On

That's right Miley. Thumbs up girl.

Whenevs life blows, I just sing "See You Again" to myself.

Thanks for the cheer up Miley doll.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: ASL

Eat It.

I need to be a downer for a minute. So deal bitches.

At this point in my life, there is alot of puffery going on. A lot of peeps making themselves feel better by making others feel worse.

Sometimes, Minneapolis should be called Bragaboutyourselfeapolis. Specifically among people that I see everyday.

I don't believe in doing what is safe, what is expected, or what one is "supposed" to do. I believe that making your own path in life is more rewarding than following one that has already been established. I also believe that it takes a bigger person to admit their insecurities, flaws, and fears about life than it does to brag about one's accomplishments and act in a foolish and overconfident manner.

So, that said, I needed to post this collage of some of my favorite rule breakers. People that weren't afraid to make their own path in life, and be unconventional.

Hear that all you people who shall remain nameless in all your rank-ass perfection?

I'm done now.

xoxo

Nicole