Liv Tyler and Rumer Wills. AKA Beauty and The Beast.

Potato Head Willis was fugging up the MTV Movie Awards earlier this evening and looks like she's auditioning to be a Suicide Girl or possibly a new edition of Elvira. UGH. Good thing Liv is SHEER BEAUTY AND GLAMOUR. Her radiance eclipses PH's nast.

I have loved Liv since back in her "Empire Records" days.

Thoughts on Rumer? Am I too harsh?

xoxo

Nicole

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Amanda Lepore's Glamour Is Frightening.

Here's Amanda Lepore in Vienna. Staring at her is like staring directly into the sun. You aren't supposed to do it because it can blind you, but you can't help but try once or twice.

Her fierce glamour is frightening.

xoxo

Nicole

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YES!

Thank you JesusBhuddaDaliLamaYahweh for hearing my prayers and answering them.

At last, a Drag Queen reality competition.

RuPaul will be hosting a new competition reality series on LOGO to find America's next favorite drag queen. GLAMOUR! There is going to be a whole lot of weaves, glitter, Vaseline and duct tape. I can't wait.

The photo above is a screen shot from the website, where visitors can vote for their fave glamour mistress.

I feel suddenly inspired to backcomb my hair and draw stars on my eyelids with eyeliner.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Towleroad

Spending Five Hours Spackling Your Face Is Tiring.

Xtina and her man took in the sights at the Christian Dior Cruise Collection last night in NYC. It looks like Xtina spent a lot of time viewing the inside of her eyelids. Spending hours applying makeup to achieve maximum glamour must be very exhausting.

What's with Jordan's hair? It reminds me of middle school when all the boys would apply as much gel to their hair as humanly possible and then stand too close wafting their Axe flavored BO all over me. bleh.

xoxo

Nicole

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