Liv Tyler and Rumer Wills. AKA Beauty and The Beast.

Potato Head Willis was fugging up the MTV Movie Awards earlier this evening and looks like she's auditioning to be a Suicide Girl or possibly a new edition of Elvira. UGH. Good thing Liv is SHEER BEAUTY AND GLAMOUR. Her radiance eclipses PH's nast.

I have loved Liv since back in her "Empire Records" days.

Thoughts on Rumer? Am I too harsh?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Rumer Is a Wet Rat.

Somebody give this girl a cookie, volumizing foam and a backcomb, stat.

Here's Rumer fugging up the planet with her potato face at some US Weekly shindig. So classy.

xoxo

Nicole

photo: Dlisted

Good God.

Ew. God, she looks terrible. Im sorry, I don't care how thin you are, get a damn tan on your legs before you rock shorts or a skirt. The least she could have done was go to Rite-Aid and get some sunless tanner. Even Britney goes to Rite-Aid. Rumer looks like the drugstore tan sort of gal to me.

Additionally Rumer, you look like a discount Kat Von D. Bleh.

xoxo

Nicole