I Don't Watch Bad Girls Club...

... but I might have to start after seeing the glamour that is Tanisha. This is apparently a still from the reunion show for this past season of The Bad Girls Club. If the next season has even one girl half as glamorous as Tanisha I'll be so pleased.

Those high waisted jeans are SCREAMING. Girl, next time, wear some Spanx. The FUPA is not sexy.

Thoughts on Tanisha's ensemble?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Crunk and Disorderly.

Confusing, Yet Glamourous

So, if Karl Lagerfeld were a serial killer, would this be his weapon of choice? Or, if Leatherface suddenly came out of the closet and developed a keen eye for tailoring he would choose this instead of his ratty old chainsaw?

Not sure. But I like it.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: From The Desk of Phyllis

The Obsession Continues.

Spring Jacket Glamour

Spring jackets are my new obsesh. I have like, at least three that are in heavy rotation. I love toille print, and I love French Blue, so I love this jacket.

Vive le bleu Francais.

xoxo

Nicole

Trendz

Maxi-dresses are so cute. Tots appropriate for those spring and summer days when you just need to be comfy.

Check out Old Navy for this cute dress, availible in black print also!

xoxo

Nicole

Interactivity Yo.

In the spirit of blog love, and because I'm a hot mess today, I thought we should have a discush about our worst outfits. Ever. Think hard bitches, I really want you to comment about your biggest mishaps. We all know how fabulous you are now... blah blah, but I want to hear about the time you thought it would be extra fierce to wear a sweatshirt as leggings.

I'll go first. I have many.

1. As a child I thought it was amazing to wear strechpants. All the time. I never wore anything else between the ages of 5-10. I didn't own jeans until third grade.

2. I once bought a pair of entirely gold glitter covered jeans. Whenever I walked glitter fell from my ass and from between my thighs. I was 16.

3. Also during my slutty teenage years, I owned a pair of jeans that laced entirely up the sides. From the floor to my hip. I looked like I belonged on Rock of Love.


I'll be completely depressed if I did all this fashion faux pas soul baring to you whores and no one leaves comments about their fashionably challenged days. I know some of you very well, and I'll expose your fashion crimes.

xoxo
Nicole

Christian on Ellen

I know I'm wayyyy behind in posting this, but here is Christian looking extra fierce on Ellen.

LOVE YOU CHRISTIAN!!

XOXO

Nicole

Who What Wear Daily Video

Daryl K. & Kerrigan Fall 2008 RTW

The genius who brought us the low waisted jean has given another great collection.



Here are my two favorite looks from the Daryl K. & Kerrigan Fall 2008 RTW.

xoxo

Nicole

Work Appropirate Discount Glam

The best part about this super cute combo is that you can get both pieces for under $30.00. Not kidding. I'm all about finding cute work-appropriate clothes, since I have to go out into the real world soon. ick. The main thing to remember when wearing a top with alot of detail like this one, is to keep jewelry to a minimum. These earrings are funky, but don't detract from the details on the top.

Both pieces are availible from Forever 21, the earrings are $4.80, and the top is $22.80.

Viva Discount Glamour!

xoxo

Nicole

Casual Discount Glam

Normally, I really don't like Pac Sun. The clothes are not glam enough for me, and are more surf-fabulous than I care to be. Howev, I got these cute t-shirts there and they were 2 for $20.

I have a cute scarf similar to this one, and I'll definitely pair it with these shirts and a cute pair of denim shorts this summer, and on my upcoming vacay next weekend!!! Throw on some cute accessories and you have the perfect causual discount glam outfit.

xoxo

Nicole

For Love 21 is My Fave.

I don't give a shit if the owners of this company are big preachy religious zealots. I love For Love 21 because the accessories are total discount glamour. They are trendy and cheap and guess what, that's what I love.

These are my new feather-like bracelets, which were about six dollars a piece. So cute. I know I said I put myself on a shopping diet for a few weeks, but while I was out shopping for my man's birthday gifts I couldn't help but pick up these beauties.

Also, they are having an online sale right now too. So stop by the site and check it out. Google that shit.

xoxo

Nicole

I've Died and Gone to TV Heaven.

Get ready... wait for it... wait for it... Posh is in talks to star in a new reality show for FOX modeled after "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares" called "Fashion Nightmares."

According to Dlisted:

"They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape."

This will be mayjah on so many levels. Posh in hick towns will be better than watching a fucking speeding train smashing into Heidi and Spencer. Ok, that was a little violent.

xoxo

Nicole

Look At This Fierceness

Look at this fierceness. Here is Christian and his winning model at the wrap party for Project Runway last night. They look amazing and I want to be best friends with Christian.

xoxo

Nicole

CHRISTIAN WINS PROJECT RUNWAY!!!

TEAM FIERCE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

VBECKS said she wants to wear his clothes!!!

xoxo
Nicole

TEAM FIERCE!

I'm watching the countdown clock on Bravo right now. T minus 12:14 untill the PR finale. Christian better win this shit. Although, Rami's collection really appeals to me also.

Team Fierce!

xoxo

Nicole

UPDATE: CHRISTIAN'S COLLECTION WAS ALL SORTS OF FIERCE. He has GOT to win.

Nina Ricci Fall 2008 RTW

Here are my fave looks from the Nina Ricci Fall 2008 RTW collection. Very hip and kind of rocker while still feminine.

xoxo

Nicole

Hermes Fall 2008 RTW

Here are some of my fave looks from the Hermes Fall 2008 RTW line. I love these looks because they are like chic 70's bohemian in NYC. At least that's the vibe I get.

I know Hermes is supposed to have an accent, but I have no clue how to do that in blogger. If you know, please tell me!

xoxo

Nicole

Amazing Find of The Day

These little springtime beauties were only $14.95 at DSW!!! They looked great with my jeans, and will be cute with shorts too! That is, if I can ever get over my shorts anxiety. I'm going on a diet tomorrow. Don't judge me you judgers. Say a lil prayer to jesusbhuddalilammayahwehallah for me that I can lose some of my winter comfort layer in the next two weeks. Just a lil' would be nice. I'm not going all Olsen on you bitches, just time to shape up for spring.

xoxo

Nicole

I Know I Said I Wouldn't Wear Gladiator Sandals, But....

...this gladiator sandal from TOPSHOP is pretty gorge. It's STUDDED for shits sake. I love this shoe. I might order it online. It's 22 pounds, which is what, like 44 dollars? pretty close? So worth it for this piece of fabulosity. They will be so hot with denim. Click the title of this post to drool over them yourself.

xoxo

Nicole