Tyra Banks Makes ANTM Look Like A Bad 60's Movie Poster

Wow. Take a good, long look at this. Do you see what I see? Ms. J in the background looking like Beyonce in Austin Powers Goldmember? Shit.

So, this is the new promo shot for America's Next Top Model "cycle" 11. I never liked that. "Cycle" sounds like menstrual cycle. It's season 11. Whatever. I want to know what kind of Hippie delusions Tyra was having when she chose this theme. You know she was thinking "This is going to start a revival! I want to make this season look like a multi-cultural acid trip on Portobello Road!

Notice how the only one not working the theme is Jay Manuel. The only look he has is gay seventies roller disco boy in ass-huggers.

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Nicole