Shanna, Let's Discuss This.

I watched you on Meet The Barkers, and I thought you seemed pretty normal. I admit it.

Rocking this look however, makes me question your sanity. Those eyelashes remind me of my 9th grade English teacher, Ms. Hammel. Bitch was about 75 Years old and wore so much mascara her eyelashes formed into about seven distinct clumps on each eye. That is what this looks like to me.

Please fire your makeup artist.

Don't even get me started on the fact that you are probs banging Jenna Jameson's ex.

xoxo
Nicole