GASP

Before you get your panties in a twist, I'm aware this is an extremely old photo of JLo. I wanted a picture of her before Marc got to her and turned her into his wierd build-a-bride. She became paler, fatter, and all around less hot when they started dating. I miss when she used to like to be called JLo. I don't give a shit what she wants. I will call her bitch, or JLo. She can choose.


So, according to DListed and Showbiz Spy, JLo/Bitch asked MISTRESS TOM to be her twin's godfather. Watch out, he's going to feed them to Zenu.


Why would you ever willingly expose your young children to Tom Cruise and Scientology. Tommy must be poking Marc on the side.

xoxo

Nicole