Aggie at Coachella

photo: style.com

Slug <3's Nicole

I have to represent my city.

Here is a little clip of Slug on MTVU. If you live under a rock, Sean Daley AKA Slug is the hottest rapper in the Midwest. I like to call him the father of EMOHOP. He's the voice behind Atmosphere, and basically the shit.

He loves MSP and we love him.

Check out the clip above.


xoxo
Nicole

Carmine Gotti Looks Crazy.

I know I'm supposed to like, support fellow Italians but ICK. This is some terrible music. Also, I feel the need to point out that the facial hair looks like it was drawn on with his mother's eyeliner. *shudder*

I'm so glad I'm Sicilian.

xoxo

Nicole

It's Been a While Since We Talked Music.

It's been a while since we discussed music. I have to get on that.


Here are the Stone Temple Pilots, one of my all time fave bands. Yes, I'm a child of the grunge phase. So kill me. Technically I was like, seven when it was popular, but whatevs. Every time I hear "Sex Type Thing" it takes me back to my formative years.


So, Scottie got kicked out of Velvet Revolver because he's still a total junkie, but now he's back with STP and that's all that matters to me.

Shangrila-di-da.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: CDAN

I Love These Trannys

I am not ashamed. I watch "Making the Band" every Monday and I love that shit. I have followed these bitches since before Aubrey was a whore.

Here is the new video for the DK single "Damaged" from the new album, "Welcome to the Dollhouse". More like welcome to the whorehouse. But, in a good way. They are like the kind of whores I want to be friends with.

We show stoppin'.

xoxo

Nicole

Kelly O. Sings Like a Banshee

Kelly Osbourne performed on ITV's "Guilty Pleasures" this past Saturday and sang "Total Eclipse of the Heart". I thought it was pretty cool, she doesn't have an amazing voice but she has a cool sound. Make your own judgements.

xoxo

Nicole

Kate Nash is Amazing.

If you haven't listened to her music, you need to. I love it. She's got a great voice and if this video is any indication, a great personality. Download her NOW!

Video: Nylon TV

Fuck You Heidi Montag.

Both of these fucktards already make me want to barf and now I can add "she's a thieving bitch" to the list of reasons I hate Heidi Montag.

In case you didn't know, Heidi-fake-tits is trying to have a singing career. To bad her voice is akin to a dying mule. Well it seems that Heidi and gaytasitic Spencer decided to steal an unreleased Brit song and have Heidi sing along to it, and call it a duet. It's horrible.

It could be a decent Brit song, but with Heidi's flat-pitched whine it sounds like a tape of manatee mating calls.

Click the link of this post to listen. Be warned. You might have a seizure. Heidi better watch her ass, I wouldn't fuck with Brit right now. She's headed for a beat down.

xoxo

Nicole

Wino and Blaaakeee Part Deux

Here's Wino and Blaaakeee Part Deux arriving in Gay Pareeee where Wino performed at Fashion Week. Word is she made a cool million to perform one song. Damn. One song and a little crack addict trembling and she gets a million dollars? What the hell.

Dlisted always says that Blaaaakee Part Deux looks like the Virgin Mary because he always walks with his head all cock-eyed. I see it, don't you? Except I think that the Virg was probably way hotter than this mess.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

HOT CHIP!

I am really into Hot Chip right now. They are this amazing British electropop/rock/dance band and I adore them. Their music gives me the same feeling that a few Captain and Diets mixed with my Celexa does. In otherwords, I feel like a happy, giddy, dancing mess whenever I listen to Hot Chip. Except, I don't go home and vomit from the bedspins.

You need to log on to your internets and download them. Yes, I said internets.

xoxo

Nicole

Aubrey, We Need to Talk.

This picture truly describes the drastic change that Aubrey's look has gone through since joining DK.


Aubrey, darling, You were so fresh and cute at the beginning of your MTV journey. You now remind me of Joan Van Ark.


This uber-tan bottle blonde look does not work for you.


Forgive me DK, I do love your music. I just miss Aubrey's freshness.

xoxo
Nicole

Leona Lewis is Amazing.

Dearest Leona,

I am IN LOVE with you in a totally hetero way. I listen to "Bleeding Love" non-stop. I fantasize about running around in an eighties prom dress with Andrew McCarthy like I am in Pretty in Pink while that song plays in the background. Sigh.

Love,

Nicole

Incase you don't know her, I need to tell you that you should. She's some amazing British import who was on the TV show "The X-Factor" over there. Kind of like American Idol. Anyway, her full album comes out March 18th in the US. The same hot bitches who wrote "Umbrella" worked on her album.

In the words of Borat:

I AM VERY EXCITE!!

MIKE JONNNNEEEES

There are times I wish I had a huge ghetto blaster that I could carry around on my shoulder with me. Whenever I bump "Drop and Gimme 50" or " Turnin' Heads" I can't help but shake my shit. Don't judge, I have a little ghetto in me.

The songs are amaz (amazing). Go to ITUNES or ZUNE or whatever the hell you use and download them. Now. They are a personal fave for vigorous workouts, on or off the pole.

xoxo

Nicole