I'm So Deeply Disturbed.

I don't hate on ANYONE for their size. Let me make that clear. HOWEVER, what I cannot stand is when big girls dress like they are twenty pounds.

I'm not twenty pounds, I know this. I keep my lovely Sicilian T and A in appropriate clothing sizes at all times. I don't have any delusions of wearing a god damn pair of booty shorts in public. Damn Girl. This video is courtesy of Crunk and Disorderly. So priceless.

xoxo

Nicole

Classy.

I Just Vomited In My Mouth.

So, I was patrolling Dlisted, minding my own business when suddenly I am confronted with the news that fucking ROSEANNE had vajizzle tightening surgery.

WHAT? I am so disgusted. I thought that shit was reserved for porn stars that spend one too many years getting pounded by guys with names like "Johnson McWoody" and "Rod Rammer". Ew. Take care of your vajay ladies, lest it end up hanging to your knees. Do your kegels, and most importantly learn to say "NO, I HAVE A HEADACHE" from time to time.

utterly filty.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

Wonks Gets Blessed By A Shaman.

Wonks met up with a shaman yesterday to get blessed. What in the hell could this shaman possibly be saying right now as he prays over her? " Dear great spirit, please let Ol' Wonky's vajay be free from STD's and let her be free from the demon herp." You know that's what he's saying.

xoxo
Nicole

This Cannot Be True.

I'm pretty sure that's just bloating Adnan. Someone's just looking for a meal ticket, and that someone is Adnan.


Everyone's fave rag STAR is reporting that Brit is knocked up. I don't believe this AT ALL.
It's pretty laughable though.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted