Brit's Coming to TV Y'all!!!

Word on the internets is that Brit is coming to TV y'all! Apparently, she showed up to the set of "How I Met Your Mother" this morning with her agent to do a read-through for a small one-time role that could potentially turn into a regular role. Pink Is The New Blog says that she was "very funny" and "professional".



In other Britney news, Dlisted is reporting that Brit will now get an allowance of $1,500.00 dollars per week from daddy. Excellent steps in the right direction Brit!!!

xoxo

Nicole

Dear Ashton, Go Fuck Yourself.

The Avril pregnancy rumor was just another part of Asshole Kutcher's stupid new reality show "Pop Fiction". Incase you didn't know, "Pop Fiction" is exactly like PUNKED except Celebrities punk the paparazzi with different stunts, who in turn, report it to us. Apparently, Avril put on a fake baby bump and went shopping for baby clothes in LA. Like I give a flying fuck if that ratty looking lady and her washed-up husband want to procreate.

Ashton, get a new idea for a TV show. PUNKED is over, "punking" people is over. All you did was take PUNKED and put a new spin on it. I'm bored with you. Aren't your fifteen minutes up yet? Go home to Mommy, er.. I mean your wife.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED.

Alien Bride Auditions

Marc Headley, some former Scientologist crazy is like the 500th person to talk about how Tommy Dearest auditioned women to be his wife under the guise that they were auditioning for a role in MI:3.

According to News of the World, some Scientology bitches like Erica Christensen were "presented" to him but that he wanted a bigger star for his future alien bride.

Marc claims it went down like this:

“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”

Katie wasn't even top three! Look at you now bitch, and you weren't even his first choice. Locked up and brainwashed forever. So sad.

Excuse me, I have to go purchase a gun and barricade myself in the house because you KNOW the Scientologists are coming for my ass next.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED. I LOVE YOU.

OF COURSE Brit's stalker is from Minneapolis.

First of all, I'll point out that this of course is a very old Brit pic. I prefer to use attractive photos of her. I miss old Brit. She'll be back bitches, she'll be back.

So if you haven't heard, Brit has a crazy stalker from my home sweet home, the MSP. Apparently, he has been sending her packages to a LA address, but not her home. So, I really don't have a fucking clue where he is sending them. They have sex toys and handwritten letters in them.

The creepiest shit of all is that he inclosed a picture of himself, which DLISTED said appears to be:

"a middle-aged caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth."

I'm convinced it's a guy that works in the parking garages at the University of Minnesota. He works in the booths where you pay. I see him all the time. CREEPY.

xoxo

Nicole

True Love

They totally hate eachother. It's so obvious.

I wouldn't want to be married to her either, word on the street is that she is a complete bitch and that her marriage to her hubby is on the rocks. Big suprise.

Don't get me wrong, I love a good 30 minute meal, but she def seems like a bitch.

xoxo

Nicole

Are These Two Going to Get Married?

What. Are these two about to get married?

That's the word on the internets bitches! God, I hate this picture of them. All the food in front of them makes me want ot be sick. Probably because I'm detoxing and anything that isn't broth turns my stomach. Look at all that red meat in front of Evan. Ew. Like Evan eats any of that anyway. She's like "no, I'll just have the Clenbuterol... er I mean fish."

Apparently, on the set of her new film "The Wrestler" she is sporting some serious bling on her ring finger. And by bling I mean two bats eyes with a human skull fragment in the middle.

These two crazies are 19 years apart, it would be Manson's second marriage and Evan's first. I used to love ERW too. Until Manson fugged her up.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: In Case You Didn't Know

Wino and Blaaakeee Part Deux

Here's Wino and Blaaakeee Part Deux arriving in Gay Pareeee where Wino performed at Fashion Week. Word is she made a cool million to perform one song. Damn. One song and a little crack addict trembling and she gets a million dollars? What the hell.

Dlisted always says that Blaaaakee Part Deux looks like the Virgin Mary because he always walks with his head all cock-eyed. I see it, don't you? Except I think that the Virg was probably way hotter than this mess.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

This Cannot Be True.

I'm pretty sure that's just bloating Adnan. Someone's just looking for a meal ticket, and that someone is Adnan.


Everyone's fave rag STAR is reporting that Brit is knocked up. I don't believe this AT ALL.
It's pretty laughable though.

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted