Sisters.

Here's Christina A. looking like Kelly Bundy's long lost sister at LAX in Vegas. Doesn't she have a child? I feel like I see her out alone getting her club on more than I see her doing family stuff. BALANCE Xtina, it's all about BALANCE.

Thoughts on Xtina's look?

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: DLISTED

Just Incase You Didn't Belive Me.

Here's a young hulk. Compare and contrast to Linda's new BF below. Thoughts?

xoxo
Nicole

Linda Hogan's New Boyfriend...

...looks like a senior in highschool. What the hell is it with this family and thinning, bottle blonde hair and horrible orange leathery skin? Ew. I respect the need for a summer haircolor and tan, but this is just gross. What's even more entertaining, is that this dude looks like a young hulk hogan. Trust. Google that shit.

Linda took her boytoy to the opening party for the Palms Palace Hotel in Las Vegas where they freak-danced the night away. *shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: MICHAEL K AND DLISTED!!

GODDESS BUNNY!

Sorry I was gone for so long. I still love you. Some interesting developments have occured in my life, and I had to think them over.

So, to come back with a giant BANG, here is a video of our fave tranny, Goddess Bunny. God. She could not get more creepy.

xoxo

Nicole

Short Break

Hello my darling kittens.

I need to take a short blog hiatus for a few more days. I am in the middle of some epic life changes and need some time to process. Between the freelance writing I'm doing and a possible move in the works I need to just...THINK.

I'm soooooorrrryyyyyy and I hope you don't hate me. I'll be back Saturday in full swing.

xoxo
Nicole

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Getting Married?

The Daily Star and my personal Jesus Michael K. are reporting that LiLo and SamRo are planning a July wedding at DOLLYWOOD! Yes, I said DOLLYWOOD!!!!!

The thought of these two getting married amongst the country-ness and fried food is too much for me. I'm so excited.

Side note: Lindsay Lohan is obviously the "starlet being courted by the major weeklies to come out exclusively to them" being written about in every blind item column on the Internet.

Good for them. I had best receive an invitation. I'll rat my hair and wear a gingham dress.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

KLS Cosmetics: Gloss Yourself In Fabulousity.

We know I love cosmetics, especially lip gloss. We also know I love Kimora Lee Simmons because she is glamour incarnate.

I cannot believe I did not know she started her own cosmetics line. I feel sooooo behind. I love the glosses shown above. They are sparkly and glamorous.

Viva Fabulousity! Click the title of this post to view the cosmetics on the KLS website.

xoxo

Nicole