Making The Band Three Season 3 Trailer: AKA: This Is What I'm Watching If I Ignore Your Calls

Ooooh snap. Danity Kane is back with the tranny weaves and busted eye makeup. I'm popping my kettle corn already.

I thought Diddy had a conversation with them regarding looking like dollar store hood rats? Aubrey must have had too much Aquanet and K-Y in her ears to hear him properly.

I'm ready to see Donnie Klang try to sing his Guido ass off, faux J.T style, and I'm definitely hoping for another appearance by Sevin.

But, the best part of this is... wait for it... wait for it... THE RETURN OF BOOM-KAT HERSELF, LAURIE ANN GIBSON!!! Jesus, hold me up.

xoxo
Nicole

I Know. I'm an Epic Disappointment.

So, my life has been disastrous lately and this blog has suffered as a result.

As we all know, I moved to take an awesome job. I now live in South Florida and it's amaz.

However. I made the mistake of hiring the WORST moving company on the face of the Earth. (NOTE TO OLYMPIC MOVING AND STORAGE: GO FUCK YOURSELVES.)

I have been here for a whole month with NONE of my belongings, and I have ended up paying about twice what I was originally told it would cost.

Needless to say, I've been dealing with that and starting a new job so things around here have sucked.

GOOD NEWS THOUGH!

My things are coming today! My life will be normal again! I don't have to repeat outfits! AND...... I will begin to blog again. I promise. Really.

So, enjoy this video. How much hair gel does it take to make one Jersey guy happy?

xoxo
Nicole

The "Why In The Crazy Hell Are You Dressed Like That" Photo of the Week.

Both of these outfits are HURTING. Wow.

Boo on the left, her outfit reminds me of the leftover sale rack at WetSeal. Boo on the right, her outfit is like an Ed Hardy knockoff nylon nightmare. Are those pants? Nylons? I'm confused. The lace at the bottom doesn't help.

Look in a mirror ladiez, look in a mirror.

xoxo
Nicole

I'm Baaaaaaaaaack

What better way to welcome you all back to my little slice of the internets than by posting a picture of Katie "I'm normal I swear!" Cruise (Holmes.), her big gayelle husband and alien baby celebrating our country's independence from those British prudes.

Homegirl looks SICK. Like, someone needs to stop the vegetable oil and niacin cleanses because her liver is about to go on a permanent vaycay. She must have permanent diahree. Nast.

In case you're wondering, the move went well. I am now a certified beach bum. I have an ankle bracelet and everything. Don't judge. I'm bringing it back. My posts may be infrequent for the next few days, but I'm back and ready to rage.

Let the gossip commence!

xoxo
Nicole

Photo: Dlisted.

IM MOVING!

I'm going to continue to be M.I.A. for a while, probs until after the Fourth of July. I am moving to Boca Raton, to work like a grown up. Moving cross country is an epic process and basically hell. I promise loads of great updates and info when I return.

In the meantime, check out my links to satisfy your gossip needs.

xoxo
Nicole

AHHHHH.

Best. Book. Ever. And I'm not just saying that because Joel left a comment on my Philosophy Soda Fountain post. Although that was very exciting. I felt very important. Oh how I feel old popularity issues washing over me.

You need to read Swish. You'll alternately laugh and ponder serious questions, which is an odd yet somehow deeply satisfying combination.

Visit Joel's website also. It's great.

xoxo

Nicole

Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema.

I'm going to be serious right now. This is very sad. According to her father Mitch, Amy is in the hosipital where she has been told that she is suffering from emphysema.

According to The Daily Mail:

"In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice."

The article goes on to say that Amy could also end up in a wheelchair within a month if she does not follow medical advice by quitting crack and ciggarettes.

Mitch told The Daily Mail that "‘With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity."

He also said that she is resolved to kick drugs once and for all, and that suprisingly, Blake has vowed to do the same. He has even asked for arrangements to be made to send him to rehab after he is released from jail.

Good luck Amy. Please get well. I know I tease about her, but she truly is one of the great talents of our time.

xoxo

Nicole