Here's Wino and Blaaakeee Part Deux arriving in Gay Pareeee where Wino performed at Fashion Week. Word is she made a cool million to perform one song. Damn. One song and a little crack addict trembling and she gets a million dollars? What the hell.
Dlisted always says that Blaaaakee Part Deux looks like the Virgin Mary because he always walks with his head all cock-eyed. I see it, don't you? Except I think that the Virg was probably way hotter than this mess.
xoxo
Nicole
Photo: Dlisted
Acting on a tip from one of my main bitches Jessie, I stopped by ULTA to try out this eyeshadow. I was hesitant because it kind of looked like a chalky mess in the case, but Jessie swore up and down it was heaven on her lids.
I have to agree. It's insanely sparkly, I got it in gold. It's sheer, but when the light catches it WHABAM! Instant glamour.
xoxo
Nicole
These little springtime beauties were only $14.95 at DSW!!! They looked great with my jeans, and will be cute with shorts too! That is, if I can ever get over my shorts anxiety. I'm going on a diet tomorrow. Don't judge me you judgers. Say a lil prayer to jesusbhuddalilammayahwehallah for me that I can lose some of my winter comfort layer in the next two weeks. Just a lil' would be nice. I'm not going all Olsen on you bitches, just time to shape up for spring.
xoxo
Nicole
Expect a series of posts tonight about what I saw/bought today while shopping.
I think I may even have to do some people watching so we can discuss the fug that is prevalent at the Mall of America.
xoxo
Nicole
Children, let this be a lesson to you that clenbuterol, adderal, meth and Petron don't mix.
Here's Kelly O. who I used to simply adore, stumbling out of some hotspot. She looks all sorts of haggard. I hope Sharon kicks her ass for looking a mess in public. You know Sharon doesn't approve of that shit. She's at home in her diamond encrusted bathtub with her twelve servants scrubbing her surgically enhanced ass going "Ozzzzyyyyyy Kellyyyy needs rehab againnnn". Love and adore Sharon. Kelly needs to lay off the clenny and go back to normal.
xoxo
Nicole
Photo: Dlisted
I am usually a gloss gal. I just am not a fan of lipstick and I feel that it can be very drying. Most ladieeez I know feel similar, and stick to gloss because it's sexy and shiny.
Howevs, this great lipstick from Sephora promises to be natural looking, semi-sheer, and hydrating. I just might give it a try. I need some red lipstick in my life. I'll let you know how I like it!
xoxo
Nicole
