Ashley Simpson had a heinous performance on the Today Show. Just awful.
Howevs, watch her backup singers. Is the one on the left Denosh from Making the Band 3 Season one? That bitch who thought she was the shit? GUESS WHO'S THE SHIT NOW ? I don't see your ass in DK! Ha! Singing backup for a preggo, half-washed up Ashley Simpson. So accomplished.
Enjoy.
xoxo
Nicole
Chloe Lattanzi "Rock The Cradle" 04/17/08
by TheDlisted
Omg. Chloe is a cross between early nineties C. Love and Amanda Lepore.
She is always writhing on the ground, and ALWAYS has mascara running down her face. I want to scrub her with an eyemakuep remover pad.
Please watch her butcher her mother's classic: "I Honestly Love You." I like the idea of a rocking version, but let's get someone more talented on that, OK?
xoxo
Nicole
Somebody give this girl a cookie, volumizing foam and a backcomb, stat.
Here's Rumer fugging up the planet with her potato face at some US Weekly shindig. So classy.
xoxo
Nicole
photo: Dlisted
We all know I love chola makeup. I was probs a chola in my past life. I totally kept a razor in my hair.
I wanted to share with all you bitches my favorite way to re-create a more daytime appropriate chola-esque lip. It's tres easy.
First, you need a nude lipliner with a brownish-spice undertone. I have the lipliner above in "Spice" from ULTA. It is creamy and glides on, and is only $6.50. Line your lips, filling in your lip just a tad. Then top with a sparkly peachy-nude lipgloss, and blend in the liner just a tad.
Voila! Chola lips that are work/school appropriate!
xoxo
Nicole
