M.A.C. Dazzleglass Completes Me

While perusing the M.A.C. display in Boca Raton this past week, I came across Dazzleglass, a new product by M.A.C.. It's this super glossy gloss with big pieces of sparkly glitter in it.

Best of all, it's not sticky or goopy, both of which are heinous crimes against lip gloss. Unforch, I didn't purchase any because I wanted to buy some of the limited edition Heatherette loose pigments. Which are also amazing by the way.

Next shopping trip I'll have to get some. Click the title of this post to view it on the M.A.C website.

xoxo

Nicole

Fort Brangie.

This palatial estate now belongs to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They forked over a cool 60 million for the property, which is near Aix-en-Provence.

It looks like they are planning on raising a multicultural child army. Sexy. The estate has it's own vineyard, and sits on 1,000 acres surrounded by forest. Angie needs someplace private to give birth to the twin second comings of Christ.

Have a lovely Memorial Day y'all.

xoxo

Nicole

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Just Admit It Already.

Yes this picture is from Perez. Deal with it. Yes I still check his site, he's become less annoying since he went on his fitness mission. I still don't love him though.

According to Perez, lots of the weeklys are offering Lindsay Lohan big bucks if she will come out as a lesbian exclusively to them.

I think she should. Thoughts?

xoxo

Nicole

Grandma and Grandpa? Is That You?

Call me crazy, but I expected some better moves from these two. They're cute and all, but they look like my grandparents at their anniversary dinner. I know, I'm just a bitter hag who picks on everyone. Live with it.

B and J broke it down in Cannes, and apparently had a party on a yacht to celebrate their marriage. Classy.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Necole Bitchie

Baby Steps. This is Good.

This is a dramatic improvement. Let's have a moment to applaud this. I'm seeing glimpses of old Britney here.

xoxo

Nicole

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Lindsay Lohan Has a Big Fat Lesbian Crush on Samantha Ronson.

Like we didn't see this coming. More power to them. Poor Samantha, she has to put up with the massive crazy train that is LiLo.

I wonder how Mommie Dearest is going to feel about this?

xoxo

Nicole

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I Love Money. AKA My New Reason To Live.

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This is the superteaser for "I Love Money", the new VH1 reality show that includes ladies and dudes from "Rock of Love", "Flavor of Love", and "I Love New York". The show puts them in teams and makes them compete in Real World/Road Rules Challenge-style events, with one winner getting $250,000. That can buy alot of Kool's and Vagasil.

Basically, this is going to be the sluttiest, most violent, foul-mouthed reality show ever to grace TV. I'll be watching every week.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Nicole