Amy Winehouse Actually Exposes Her Flesh To Something Other Than Crack Smoke

I'm sorry if I've just ruined your day.

I know these photos are all over the interwebs, and surprisingly, I'm not really upset that shes topless. I mean, I'm not a fan of her crack nips hanging out, but her HAIR is the truly disturbing thing about this photo.

This is like a cruel joke. The hive that I have idolized for so long is MIA. In it's place, we get this strange mop that reminds me of a small Jewish boy. (PS: I love the Jewish people and their flowing locks. I also regularly practice Jewish guilt.)

I am going to rat my hair into a hive tonight, just to mourn. Someone, get a stylist to her STAT with several packs o' yak and some Elmer's Glue.

xoxo
Nicole

Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema.

I'm going to be serious right now. This is very sad. According to her father Mitch, Amy is in the hosipital where she has been told that she is suffering from emphysema.

According to The Daily Mail:

"In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice."

The article goes on to say that Amy could also end up in a wheelchair within a month if she does not follow medical advice by quitting crack and ciggarettes.

Mitch told The Daily Mail that "‘With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity."

He also said that she is resolved to kick drugs once and for all, and that suprisingly, Blake has vowed to do the same. He has even asked for arrangements to be made to send him to rehab after he is released from jail.

Good luck Amy. Please get well. I know I tease about her, but she truly is one of the great talents of our time.

xoxo

Nicole

Sisters.

Any uncanny resemblance was brought to my attention today. Goddess Bunny definitely looks like Wino and vice versa. Scary.

xoxo

Nicole

I'm Not Sure What To Say

Wino and Petey made this You Tube vid and I'm seriously disturbed. In case you can't tell, those are tiny baby mice they are holding in their crack dirt covered hands. This is so horribly sad.

xoxo

Nicole

Together Again

*sigh*.

This is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. Amy and Petey got together again yesterday night. I want them to breed. Their baby would be born with a crack hive and the shakes. And Petey's love for kittens.

I wonder how BLLLLAAAKEEEE INCARCERATEDDDDD feels about this. I want to see him fight Petey, medieval style with swords for Amy's love and favour. Yes, I said favour. I had to keep it Olde English for you.

xoxo

Nicole

Photo: Dlisted

Oh No.

This is just too much for me. I have a sensitive stomach.

Last night these two decided to swap cooties outside her house. *shudder*

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

This Worries Me.

I can take a lot of crazy. Really, I can. I was born into a gene pool of crazy, and nurtured by an environment of crazy. Anyone who has ever seen my mother, grandmother, and I together can attest to this.

This however, is on a whole new level. You know your life really sucks when I can't even make fun of you anymore. I can't even tease about this photo because it's so terribly concerning.

Amy, you need some rehab, Sicilian Chicken Noodle Soup, and a hug. I'm good for all three.

Get help girl.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

Crack Attack

FINALLY. According to those credible bastards at The Sun, Wino has finally agreed to take a little trippy trip to rehab, and has *GASP* admitted she has a problem.

Howevs, apparently there is toooo much temptation for Wino in the UK, and her management team is trying to ship her off to somewhere far far away to dry out. Like South Africa far away.

Best of luck girl. Hope the crack face clears up.

xoxo
Nicole


PHOTO: DLISTED