Amy Winehouse Actually Exposes Her Flesh To Something Other Than Crack Smoke

I'm sorry if I've just ruined your day.

I know these photos are all over the interwebs, and surprisingly, I'm not really upset that shes topless. I mean, I'm not a fan of her crack nips hanging out, but her HAIR is the truly disturbing thing about this photo.

This is like a cruel joke. The hive that I have idolized for so long is MIA. In it's place, we get this strange mop that reminds me of a small Jewish boy. (PS: I love the Jewish people and their flowing locks. I also regularly practice Jewish guilt.)

I am going to rat my hair into a hive tonight, just to mourn. Someone, get a stylist to her STAT with several packs o' yak and some Elmer's Glue.

xoxo
Nicole

Hi, My Name Is Solange and I Wear Dollar Store Hair.

View the picture on the far left. Enough said. I think one of my Barbies had this same hairstyle after I put Dep in it and cut it with my mother's herb scissors.

xoxo
Nicole

PHOTO: Crunk and Disorderly.

Hot Ginge Plugget

My man is a hard core Pittsburgh Penguins fan. In case you don't know, they are currently in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Alas, I have spent an inordinate amount of time watching Versus. The hot piece above is Brian Engblom, a commentator for Versus.

I have christened his haircut a Plugget. That's because he has hair plugs, and a mullet. He's also a ginge, which makes this look extra unforch.

Just thought I should share. Whenever you feel you are having a bad hair day, think of this man and smile.

xoxo

Nicole

Sephora Gets On The Dirty Hair Bandwagon.

Sephora's blog has affirmed what I have been preaching forever. DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. It's so drying and not at all remotely good for your color.

Check out their blog post by clicking on the title of this post.

Pick up some dry shampoo friends. It will make over your life.

xoxo

Nicole

Why Did I Not Know About This.

This is Oscar Blandi dry shampoo spray. For those of you who are unfamiliar with what that is, it's a nifty little spray that absorbs oil and product from your hair, and gives you extra volume.

This is truly amaz and I am going to have to buy some. This will be perfect for Trashbag Chic days. It retails for $21.00 and you can click the title of this post to view it on Sephora.com.

Viva Dirty Hair!

xoxo

Nicole

I Will Always Love You Aveda

It occured to me that I haven't been discussing haircare or products enough. For those of you that know me, my giant mane is always a source of either pride or frustration for me.

I was poking around on the Aveda website, and I found something that I am absolutely going to try this spring and summer.

Aveda Smooth Infusion Style-Prep Smoother is probably going to save my life in the hot weather. It has 12 hour humidity defense, which I can't believe didn't come out sooner. All you big haired mommas give this a try in the humidity. I know I will.

Where have you been all my life?!?! My hair looks like a tranny wig when it gets humid.

Try it out and let me know what you think. I'll be picking some up at my next appt.

xoxo

Nicole