Travel Glamour

As you know if you read my blog, I am going on a trip with my my madre to visit the grams in AZ this upcoming Saturday. Planes are never friendly to my makeup, I always end up greasy and stuff after a flight. Considering that you can't take any makeup/lipgloss on a plane that's larger than 3 oz, this mini-kit from Benefit is perfect for in flight touchups.

It's called "Justine Case" and it includes "Some Kind of Gorgeous", "Benetint", "California Kissin' ", and "Eyecon". Basically all the things you need to look fabulous. I love Benefit products and I bet this would be a great buy!!

xoxo

Nicole

Work Appropirate Discount Glam

The best part about this super cute combo is that you can get both pieces for under $30.00. Not kidding. I'm all about finding cute work-appropriate clothes, since I have to go out into the real world soon. ick. The main thing to remember when wearing a top with alot of detail like this one, is to keep jewelry to a minimum. These earrings are funky, but don't detract from the details on the top.

Both pieces are availible from Forever 21, the earrings are $4.80, and the top is $22.80.

Viva Discount Glamour!

xoxo

Nicole

Dear Ashton, Go Fuck Yourself.

The Avril pregnancy rumor was just another part of Asshole Kutcher's stupid new reality show "Pop Fiction". Incase you didn't know, "Pop Fiction" is exactly like PUNKED except Celebrities punk the paparazzi with different stunts, who in turn, report it to us. Apparently, Avril put on a fake baby bump and went shopping for baby clothes in LA. Like I give a flying fuck if that ratty looking lady and her washed-up husband want to procreate.

Ashton, get a new idea for a TV show. PUNKED is over, "punking" people is over. All you did was take PUNKED and put a new spin on it. I'm bored with you. Aren't your fifteen minutes up yet? Go home to Mommy, er.. I mean your wife.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED.

Alien Bride Auditions

Marc Headley, some former Scientologist crazy is like the 500th person to talk about how Tommy Dearest auditioned women to be his wife under the guise that they were auditioning for a role in MI:3.

According to News of the World, some Scientology bitches like Erica Christensen were "presented" to him but that he wanted a bigger star for his future alien bride.

Marc claims it went down like this:

“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”

Katie wasn't even top three! Look at you now bitch, and you weren't even his first choice. Locked up and brainwashed forever. So sad.

Excuse me, I have to go purchase a gun and barricade myself in the house because you KNOW the Scientologists are coming for my ass next.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: DLISTED. I LOVE YOU.

Goddess Bunny

I'm a grown woman and I really had to force myself to watch this video the whole way through. I was honestly scared.

Watch it if you can stand being creeped out, there is no blood or gore, nothing perverted. Just a creepy person. Click the title of the post to view the YouTube page. I didn't even want to embed it on my site because that shit would give me nightmares.

xoxo
Nicole

I Wish This Was a Real TV Show.

Just watch this. I have nothing to say, other than I hope this will one day be a real TV show. Just click play on the little box to watch.


VIDEO: DLISTED
xoxo
Nicole

OF COURSE Brit's stalker is from Minneapolis.

First of all, I'll point out that this of course is a very old Brit pic. I prefer to use attractive photos of her. I miss old Brit. She'll be back bitches, she'll be back.

So if you haven't heard, Brit has a crazy stalker from my home sweet home, the MSP. Apparently, he has been sending her packages to a LA address, but not her home. So, I really don't have a fucking clue where he is sending them. They have sex toys and handwritten letters in them.

The creepiest shit of all is that he inclosed a picture of himself, which DLISTED said appears to be:

"a middle-aged caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth."

I'm convinced it's a guy that works in the parking garages at the University of Minnesota. He works in the booths where you pay. I see him all the time. CREEPY.

xoxo

Nicole