3.10.2008

Alien Bride Auditions


Marc Headley, some former Scientologist crazy is like the 500th person to talk about how Tommy Dearest auditioned women to be his wife under the guise that they were auditioning for a role in MI:3.




According to News of the World, some Scientology bitches like Erica Christensen were "presented" to him but that he wanted a bigger star for his future alien bride.
Marc claims it went down like this:




“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape…”




Katie wasn't even top three! Look at you now bitch, and you weren't even his first choice. Locked up and brainwashed forever. So sad.




Excuse me, I have to go purchase a gun and barricade myself in the house because you KNOW the Scientologists are coming for my ass next.



xoxo
Nicole
PHOTO: DLISTED. I LOVE YOU.

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