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You better work!

In all fairness, this is from a Facebook group I belong to. I had to share.

xoxo

Nicole

Why Must LiLo Always Wear Black.

Here's the Queen of the Night in Paris with Ronson.

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Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

The Duggars Must Be Nuts.

If you don't know the Duggar story already, PLEASE for the love of god watch this.

While they seem nice enough, something isn't right with a woman who is willing to punish her body by having that many children, and something isn't right with her husband being OK with it.

They creep me out, yet I can't look away. I admit it, I watch their TV specials.

xoxo
Nicole

Suge Gets A Whoopin.

Ohhhh not so tough now are we Suge! I should be nicer, it's hard out there for an aging, broke, OG.

Suge got into a fight with some dude yesterday in a club. Suge's crew beat the guy up pretty good, but then...POW! The guy came back with a fierce punch and knocked Suge out for three minutes. Ha.

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Nicole

PHOTO: TMZ

Heidi Has a Mother?

I was pretty sure she was hatched from an ostrich egg, or maybe birthed by a Clydesdale.

If I was her mother, I would have bitch-slapped her into next week for dragging me into a photo-op on Mother's Day. As my mom always said "If I brought you into this world, I can take you out". My mother would also never let me date a total asinine loser like Spencer. This probably isn't even her mother, it's probably an actress.

Check out Spencer's face. This is her (typo, but I'm keeping it) surprise face. He practices it in the mirror.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: TMZ

This Worries Me.

I can take a lot of crazy. Really, I can. I was born into a gene pool of crazy, and nurtured by an environment of crazy. Anyone who has ever seen my mother, grandmother, and I together can attest to this.

This however, is on a whole new level. You know your life really sucks when I can't even make fun of you anymore. I can't even tease about this photo because it's so terribly concerning.

Amy, you need some rehab, Sicilian Chicken Noodle Soup, and a hug. I'm good for all three.

Get help girl.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted

This Looks Enjoyable.

God, they look so HAPPY.

Did you sense the sarcasm?

So, instead of spending Mother's Day with their MOTHER Nicole Kidman, the Cruise children were instead shackled to Tommy and Robot Katie. Excuse me, KATE. They went to one of DBeck's soccer games. What a totally un-fun way to spend mother's day. If I were Katie I would have demanded a golden statue erected in my honor and two hours alone with DBecks.

Happy Mother's Day Y'all.

xoxo

Nicole

PHOTO: Dlisted